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something tells me they might be late to that meeting
#polytrix#<=for real this time if you count zoey's high heels as her being present#not sure if zoey would actually canonically wear high heels or not but the closer to the original image the greater my personal amusement#imo zoey has patterned sneakers and/or crocs and/or novelty slippers energy#(the original image is that one screenshot from the 1939 wizard of oz movie where the wicked witch of the east is under dorothy's house btw#don't worry zoey is fine this probably happens at least five times a week#“sorry we're late. my cat sat on my lap and i couldn't get up” is an objectively true statement in this situation#i think mira is moreso upset over the idea of having to move a giant heavy blue tiger than potentially being late to/missing a meeting#would probably be like when you try to move a big dog but they're being a Ginormous Lump:tm: so you keep shoving and not getting anywhere#but 10x more difficult because derpy is an EXTREMELY big dog (derpy is a dog and sussie is a cat i don't make the rules)#they're all going to need so many lint rollers after this. be nice derpy they JUST dry-cleaned their fancy suits#another day another attempt to satisfy the primal urge to consume infinite amounts of polytrix content by drawing polytrix#no idea what it is about polytrix that makes me more feral for them than i have ever been about anything in my entire life but here we are#individually i enjoy each of them a normal amount but together they use up 90% of my brainpower. funny how that works
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little do they know they are going to be girlfriends in the future
loosely based on the scene in ch4 from i want to die like a citrus tree (but that's not a milkweed's fate) where rumi has a brief moment of genuine joy after being hit with every single flavor of sadness under the sun for 4 chapters straight (GUYS IT'S SO SO GOOD IT WILL HAVE YOU (emotionally) WRITHING AROUND ON THE FLOOR, IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT ALREADY I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT)
(snip of the scene in question + miscellaneous rambling under the cut)
-rumi's bandanna is canonically 'soft green' but i couldn't figure out how to make it green in a way that wouldn't blend with the strawberries so i made it picnic table patterned instead -plant mom rumi my beloved (#herkadapul) -it's hard for me to believe that ch4 of i want to die like a citrus tree only came out 3 days ago because i've been thinking about it nonstop since it came out -the plants in the front are supposed to be mulberries because i like them(if you're reading this please suspend your disbelief and pretend that mulberries grow on bushes with me)
#polytrix#<=(because i want to die like a citrus tree is polytrix)#zoey is here in spirit (but also somewhere else in the scene this is based on)#the pre-canon rumi/mira/zoey interactions in i want to die like a citrus tree are CRUSHING you guys. i will never be the same again /pos#SHE'S TRYING SO HARD SHE JUST WANTS THEM TO LIKE HER. SHE'S SO LONELY PLEASEEEEEEE#socially awkward rumi you are so special to me please live happily ever after#the kind of fanfic that makes you scroll back up to the top just to reassure yourself that it's tagged hurt/comfort#implying rumi will be comforted eventually even if she's feeling SO SAD AND UNLOVED right now PRE-CANON RUMI NOOOOOO#but yeah this fanfiction has my emotions thrashing around on the ground like a fish
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it's 5am in the polytrix household and mira's workaholic wife has already been up responding to emails for 3 hours
very loosely inspired by 2 nights ago when i looked underneath my desk and saw this:
BABYGIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH MY FOOT, THERE IS LITERALLY A BED <2m BEHIND US?? (she laid there silently as i accidentally rested my foot on top of her for half an hour) (and i think derpy would too)
#polytrix#<=only rumi/mira are actually in this but zoey is there in spirit through the stickers she put on rumi's Professional Work Laptop:tm:#(in my heart) zoey isn't in this because she went to bed an hour ago (and will therefore be asleep for at least 5 more hours)#not sure how derpy got there without rumi noticing but i think maybe she was just very focused on the Serious Business Emails:tm:#zoey and rumi probably did the little “hi fancy seeing you still awake” thing me and my friends do whenever#i go to bed => get a reasonable amount of sleep => wake up => and they STILL haven't gone to bed yet???#anyways i'm here to spread lovergirl mira propaganda again i think she's SAPPY AND GOOEY FOR HER WIVES#i like to think she got up specifically to make rumi a cup of unspecified early morning beverage and she's going back to bed (with zoey)#gnawing at the walls. they're so cute together. polytrix please hold hands and skip off into the sunset
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today i learned that you can reblog your own post
identity theft is not a joke jim, millions of families suffer every year
#polytrix#<=(mostly implied because rumi is absent for most of this but her toothbrush is also in the bathroom so)#repetition as a comedic device my beloved#“it wasn't funny the first time but maybe it will be funny the second time” (me every day of my life)#mira with glasses on looks like she plays chess (something will come of this statement eventually if i get around to it)#where did the chair come from? one of the great secrets of the universe#(the answer is after i drew the first image i paused and remembered that mira is WAY taller than zoey so i had to make her sit down)#for the true rumi's hair experience mira's front wisp things would be gone but i draw the three of them with faces that are kind of similar#so without them she would probably just look like a nearsighted patternless rumi#i think rumi deserves to wear zoey's hairstyle next but i also genuinely still cannot wrap my head around how it's supposed to be drawn#but since they're buns made of braids(which are made of hair)(rumi's long long LONG hair) i think they would be comically large
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i can't believe they cut this scene from the movie /nsrs
#polytrix#<=(implied)#i like to imagine she's talking to zoey/mira even if i was too lazy to actually draw them#rumi being a guilt-ridden icon as usual#i like when AUs cast jinu as rumi's annoying best friend who just Gets her#because i don't think he's like. a horrible irredeemable character or anything#(i think everything he did was a something a normal person might have conceivably done in his position even if most of it was VERY selfish#(and i do think they had some kind of genuine connection before he aggressively backstabbed her)#but if his presence breaks up my favorite girlband a SECOND TIME i'll never forgive him(on a personal level)#POLYTRIX PLEASE HOLD HANDS AND SKIP OFF INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER
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identity theft is not a joke jim, millions of families suffer every year (edit: pt 2 in the reblogs)(fun fact i don't understand how reblogs work i thought the reblog would just attach the new stuff directly underneath the original post WHOOPS)
#polytrix#<=(implied for now but the vision i have in my heart also includes rumi)#zoey steals mira's hairstyle => mira steals rumi's hairstyle => rumi steals zoey's hairstyle full circle moment???#i was going to put zoey in rumi's hairstyle but i don't understand how the bangs would interact with the braid so i had to go the other way#everything i post is almost certainly wildly out of character (sorry polytrix i love shenanigans too much)#zoey is probably the least out of character but only because she's the most silly out of the three#also i know they have more than enough money to afford more than one bathroom but i like to think they share one because they want to#ideally there would be more sinks and towels in the bathroom but furniture is hard to draw so please use your imagination#list of things you can do really quietly in the bathroom: -silent crying -angst fanfiction activities -whatever zoey was doing
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hi i turned them into small pokemon
#polytrix#somethingsomething they were meant to be somethingsomething souls tied together by the honmoon somethingsomething#i really didn't think TOO hard about these picks so they're a little off#i firmly believe zoey deserves to be a turtle if she wants to be (+i subscribe to the idea of marine biology enthusiast zoey)#do you ever read a headcanon and go “oh this is DEFINITELY canonically true” (that's animal facts/marine biology enthusiast zoey to me)#i think (if i did ANY pokemon and not just smallish pokemon vaguely in the same color family as them) mira would be mienshao#they just have the same [mercilessly breaks all the bones in your body while wearing immaculate eyeliner] energy do you know what i mean#“SHINY MIENSHAO HAS HOT PINK ARM FUR IT WAS MEANT TO BE” i scream as they drag me away
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another day another quarter, half, love: notespost after reading fanfiction with the kind of character interactions which linger somewhere in your ribcage for the rest of the day <=(to be a thing that wants) <=(tagged "angst with a happy ending" but the happy ending hasn't been reached yet)(ft. the undemoned husk of rumi)
+ bonus celine-focused one from the same author (chipped porcelain) <=(the focus of the fanfiction is on celine and not polytrix but i thought it was really good so i wanted to briefly yell into the void about it) (ft. celine who genuinely loves/cares about rumi)
^^(consider giving them a read if you haven't already this is good stuff chat i whisper as i get dragged away)
#polytrix#<=(because the fanfictions are polytrix)#in quarter love half: notes mira gets caught in the act... the act of BEING ENAMORED WITH HER WIVES SCREAM EMOJI#i enjoy the premise of to be a thing that wants so much you guys (rumi sacrifices her soul to gwi-ma to seal the honmoon)#politely gnawing at the walls thinking about it. chewing it around in my brain like a piece of watermelon gum#WAITER WAITER MORE SAD WET CAT CELINE WHO LOVES RUMI WITH HER WHOLE CHEST BUT IS ALSO A FLAWED PERSON WHO UNINTENTIONALLY ENDS UP#HURTING THE PERSON SHE LOVES THE MOST PLEASE 🍽️#sometimes i wake up and want to be a clump of moss#incredible day to have a computer and the ability to comprehend human language tbh
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(yes it is, please consider making more thank you polytrix angst fanfiction writers i love your work)
#polytrix#<=(in my heart mostly but i also made this while thinking about all the fanfiction where rumi gets emotionally/physically obliterated with#the force of a thousand suns#thereby emotionally obliterating mira/zoey with the force of a thousand suns because they love their wife)#opening the fanfiction drawer to find rumi getting spun around like a purple towel in the laundry machine#but the laundry machine is on fire or something so she is in agony#cannot believe the grimace shake came out an entire 2 years ago or that i remembered it existed today#also cannot believe this is the first thing i've posted that hasn't been made in mspaint. horrifying.
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quarter, half, love: notesposting again after reading beautiful devastating and soulripping angst <=(All The Time In The World (We Ran Out Of Time)) <=(consider giving one (or both) a read if you haven't already)
#polytrix#<=(both fanfictions are polytrix)#(mira is a very significant part of quarter love half notes i just haven't gotten around to drawing her yet)#you should definitely read quarter half love: notes if you haven't already it will fill you with pure joy#i felt many emotions while reading all the time in the world (we ran out of time) and most of them were rapidly deepening flavors of DESPAI#shoutout to all the incredible fanfiction writers out there who write the kind of angst that shreds your heart into microscopic pieces and#makes you temporarily forget that the characters are canonically alive and smiling at the end of the movie#my feelings are in the dirt by the tree#rumi please don't die your wives will be inconsolable
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quarter, love, half: notes my beloved <=(consider giving it a read if you haven't already) (time spent reading quarter, love, half: notes is time well spent)
#polytrix#<=(because the fanfiction is polytrix)#2346 words of pure joy and good times#it's been living in my mind rent-free for like a month now#i come back to reread it every time an angst fanfiction deals me considerable emotional damage#because THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER RAAAUGHH rattling them around in my brain like a bingo ball machine#i don't have an ao3 account so i can't leave a comment on the fanfiction but sending Good Vibes:tm: to the author using my mind powers#guys it is SO GOOD. PEAK CONTENT.
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#polytrix#actually unambiguously nonplatonic this time#GUYS THEY'RE SO IN LOVE i scream as they drag me away#ft. comically low-quality drawing of sussie flying away#ft. the triumphant return of socks in bed rumi#there's actually one more drawing in the full mspaint rectangle of just mira+ the bird but i think this one deserved its own separate post#i saw a post the other day calling mira a sappy lovergirl in the tags-- whoever it was excellent content + please make more#i like to think the white creature(bear?) on mira's pajamas is a real in-universe character (like the duck on the save the date card)#and that she has more merch featuring it because she likes it#the gag of “haha you have a crush on me lol that's so embarrassing”/“we're literally dating” is SO funny to me
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#polytrix#born to bite popsicles forced to pay the demon tiger popsicle tax#they're a household of popsicle biters because i'm a popsicle biter and therefore do not know how other ways of eating popsicles work#technically derpy DID only take one bite their mouth is just ginormous#personally i think derpy eats very politely#(as in very slowly and gently leaning over to swallow the entirety of whatever you're offering them in one bite)#thinking about derpy eating comically large pieces of food in one bite#“i'm going to put this pie on the windowsill to cool” => the pie is completely gone#“i wonder where the 18” pizza that i put on the table 5 minutes ago went“ <=(it's being digested)#also thinking about derpy doing the cat/dog thing where they put their paw on your hand to secure the snack you're feeding them#if you've ever fed a cat a tube churu i think you know vaguely what i mean
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#polytrix#i love the canon faces they make in the movie soo much#half the time they're the most photogenic people alive and the other half they're absolute gremlins#the stretched wide smile rumi does is my personal favorite i love her she's so awkward i bet she only has 2 (girl) friends (space ambiguous#there's a png somewhere out there with this+my 2 previous posts all together in one vaguely 1000x1000-shaped rectangle#by which i mean it's on my laptop lurking ominously and will never see the light of day#the mspaint bucket tool sucks so SO much but the vibes the brush brings makes up for it#mira's face is loosely inspired by that one scene where she barks at the doctor#justice for zoey she wasn't ready yet retake the photo
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#polytrix#this can also be interpreted platonically but i drew it with polytrix in my heart#EVERY time i draw them it's with polytrix in my heart. and my brain. there is so much polytrix in my brain#your honor they are so silly together#did you know that apparently zoey has freckles because i did NOT#literally nothing in the movie suggests mira would have habit of biting into long foods from the side/middle#but i think it would be funny if she did so it's canon in my heart#the second frame implies that zoey finished her kimbap WAY faster than everyone else#(which is also canon in my heart because it's funny)#and also implies that her secret method of eating was faster than rumi shoving the entire thing into her mouth snake-style
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guys they're SO perfect together
the leftmost zoey is VERY heavily inspired by this panel from the ki sisters ep. 2("familial discord")<=(if you haven't read yet it it's free on webtoon right now) + (the full resolution screenshot of those wearable turtle shell pillows on amazon because mspaint crunched it)
#polytrix#needless to say rumi and mira did not stay strong#did you know that when tumblr says "Go ahead put anything.“ they mean ”you can type here and upload multiple images“#i did not (i thought they were encouraging me to be creative or something)#also i can MANUALLY set the keep reading location?? this is INCREDIBLE#the more you know#the ginormous headache i got from trying to draw in a different style for comedic effect was NOT worth it#also zoey's braid buns are shaving down my braincell count#logically i understand exactly what they are(buns made of braids) but when i think about trying to draw them my brain explodes#also also everyone just very blatantly has paw feet now sorry that's my bad#i love the ki sisters it's so chaotic (i think it's also complete now so you should consider giving it a read if you haven't already :eye:)#(for your enhanced enjoyment) in the webtoon the panel also has “romantic heroine mode activated!!” underneath it in a fancy box
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#polytrix#GOD they're so cute together i wish women were real#new couch just dropped chat#socks in bed rumi and nearsighted mira are real to me#i spent many years of my life drawing paws and now i don't know how to draw a human foot outside of the context of a shoe or sock#derpy has a little bit of big dog energy tbh#have you seen the video “dog eats bean burrito in 1 second” where bubba eats a bean burrito from taco bell#if you haven't you should go watch it it's very brief and very important#anyways i think that's exactly how derpy would eat a bean burrito from taco bell#like 99% sure tigers don't eat beans but it's probably fine because derpy isn't a real tiger right
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