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sans and papyrus with adhd|autism is the reason i reblogged this

hello

now i know sans and papyrus are the most overused characters to have the most dialogues from all the fandom content you’ve seen,

as we know on chances everytime we wake up to greet the fandom or try to vibe throughout the day without a single skeleton reference 90% we see sans and 70% we see papyrus

unfortunately i have news for those who have huge, articulated opinions on sans and papyrus, the people who are numb to their character development but never to the theories

ironically i used to be numb, this year its more softer

expect more sans and papyrus dialogue rally posts this year cause my love for these bones has grown stronger than the first time i saw them. from 20’16-19, i tried to ignore them and focus on increasing more popularity for other characters aside from the skeletons. i gave my appreciation for most underrated undertale characters as much as i could and I STILL do that today. even to the ones included in the Undertale QnA, which is burgerpants, catty, and bratty. again, please know i will be posting more sans and papyrus.

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2/22/22 2:22PM

wonder how Undertale would react?

(character may not be in context.)

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Undyne: WHOA!!!! Wait, REALLY?!?!?

HEY GUYS!!! LOOK AT THE CALENDAR!!!

Alphys: Huh?!

Undyne: Do you know the date today?!

Alphys: It's tonight!

Undyne: FUHUHUHUHU!!! Yeah, I know! But what's the date?

Alphys: Ohhhh, you want to know the day? It's... What's today?

Undyne: It's February 22 [twenty two], 2022!!!

Alphys: Oh... o-oh my GOD, you're right!

Papyrus: GASP!!! WHAT COULD IT MEAN???? IS EVERYTHING GOING TO BE DOUBLED? I CAN FINALLY RECEIVE MY FOUR PAIRS OF HOT PANTS?

Undyne: UHHHHH... Thanks for reminding me!

Sans: hmm...

twenty two, twenty-twenty two...

must be a palindrome.

Alphys: I'm going to block you. Slash Jay.

Papyrus: OUR APOLOGIES, ALPHYS. SANS AND I ARE GOING TO DOUBLE OUR ANTICS- A.A.A.A.A.A.A.

Sans: whoops.

Alphys: HAH! Not this day.

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this blog is just slow now

due to discovering of having maladaptive daydreaming

thats the secret ingredient to these homemade dialogues folks

gnight

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For Undertale’s 5th Anniversary, I am going to make Alarm Clock-inspired dialogues.

for example, Toriel mentioned she will put hot water on Sans before letting him in, i will do dialogues on that and Alphys having SAD (seasonal affective disorder)

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there's a storm outside

Susie: hey kris, wake up.

Kris: what...?

Susie: there’s a storm. Lancer, you gotta see this!

Lancer: Yikes!!! The sky is angry!!!!

Ralsei: Ohhh, don’t lose hope!

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im gonna post one old script a day

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Undyne: I AM THE NEW ASSISTANT I AM THE NEW ASSISTANT *GUITAR NOISES* PA POW POW POW KA BOW WOW WOW YEAAAHHHH

Frisk: Mmhm, yes you are!

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Undyne: HEY FRISK!!! Sooo, I’m gonna be at my house and I was wondering if we could hang out! We can sing, dance, not cook...

Frisk: No.

Undyne: ... Well sorry for ruining your friendship with my ANNOYANCE!!!

Frisk: -_-

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Undyne: Hey PEANUT! Did you know people could be allergic to you?

Sans: allergies are not allowed in this roleplay unless it’s make-believe.

Undyne: Huh, true! Well, because you ate peanuts for lunch, I always gotta call you a peanut! Your head looks like one!

Sans: *keeps working*

[4 sec silence]

Undyne: Hmm... *plays All Star (NGAAAAHH!!! Cover)*

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

THE WORLD WAS GONNA COME AT ME

Sans: did you sing all that?

Undyne: Yep! All four parts! I was at a singing contest and won, so I was able to get my own CD!

Sans: nice.

[more silence]

Undyne: *pretends to be an elephant* Hello??? Elephant in the room?? I’m... I’m looking for a peanut?!! Hello??? Hello??!

Sans: *while undyne keeps saying hello* ... *gets up and walks to alphys*

Undyne: Ooh, almost cracked him! Almost!!! To the shell!! *yanks imaginary fishing rod* HHHRGHH...! Must stomp on peanut!!

Sans: (wanna prank undyne?)

Alphys: please,,

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WOOHOO i had a sans and papyrus moment earlier in my room , when i cried it started raining then the sun came out and i stopped :’) im sorry if this is long, just crop out each scene

Asriel: I KNEW IT! YOU TOOK MY PHONE, CHARA!

Toriel: DO NOT HURT EACH OTHER. Asriel, did you see Chara take your phone?

Asriel: ...

Toriel: Were you there when you saw Chara take your phone?

Asriel: No, mom...

Toriel: Then do not jump to conclusions.

Asriel: But Detective Frisk said they saw the bed all crumpled and they already fixed the bed this morning!

Toriel: That is a different story. Chara, would you like to tell the truth?

Chara: I thought it would be fun to play a surprise hide and seek with the phone...

Asriel: It wasn’t funny, Chara!!! I was about to... I...

Chara: You were about to be a crybaby?

Asriel: N-No!!!

Toriel: There you have it. Go on. Apologize.

Asriel and Chara: ...

Toriel: I am sorry, Sans, where were we? Ah, yes! I put the word “Towns”. It is your turn.

Sans: ok . . . ,, *going upstairs to the bedroom*

Papyrus: SANS! *FOLLOWS*

Sans: *flops and sobs,,,*

Papyrus: IT’S OK, SANS...

Sans: papyrus,... sometimes, i wonder if the kids are okay... frisk is fine, but... the other three are not happy.

Asriel: *peeking, then walks in* I so badly want to tell mommy... Chara took my phone without her looking, but...

Sans: you can stop that now! i don’t care who took your phone, what matters is it’s found now so just move on,!

Asriel: *exits room...*

Papyrus: THEY’RE JUST RELEARNING THEIR MISTAKES, SANS... SO THEY CAN BE BETTER, OK?

Sans: *focusing on what word to put next for scrabble against toriel*

[A bit of scrabble]

Chara: *by the door with frisk and asriel* It is raining.

Frisk: *plays It’s Raining Somewhere Else...* This should close their talk...

Sans: it’s raining...

Papyrus: ISN’T IT RELAXING...?

Sans: yeah...

Papyrus: LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU’RE READY. UNDYNE MIGHT BE WAITING FOR US DOWNSTAIRS. WE MIGHT PLAY ISLAND AND FLUFFIES TOO...

Sans: ok... frisk told me i can’t touch my blanket hood anymore... i miss wearing it, but i also understand why...

Papyrus: OH, SANS...

[rain stops but song keeps going, sun shines upon the two brothers...]

Papyrus: LOOK SANS, THE RAIN STOPPED. THE SUN IS SHINING, SANS. JUST LOOK FORWARD TO NEXT WEEK, OK?

Sans: *sees the sun, cheered up* heh... it’s beautiful, friend.

Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH!

[song ends]

Sans: ok. i’m ready to go down now.

Papyrus: OK. LET’S GO.

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Asriel: Do you even get it?!

Frisk: Huh?

Asriel: Do you know what i’m getting into?!

Frisk: They’re just having fun... I’m just bringing their favorite season back

Asriel: You can’t control the weather but you can control what you need to do for the other person who is in a deep dire situation and may need your character’s help, hello????

Frisk: Okay, now you’re being bossy.

Asriel: I’m not!

Chara: and here we have two kids fighting over a ship about to collapse

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Chara: Ah, yes. When you have nothing to do, just surf on the news.

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Papyrus: *his undernet turned into comic sans* SANS!!! CHANGE IT BACK IT’S TOO EARLY!!!

Sans: too bad. you’re dealing with that for two days. heh, you’re smiling.

Papyrus: THIS IS AN ANGRY SMILE!!! PUT IT BACK!!!

Alphys: No problem! *changes comic sans to PAPYRUS*

Papyrus: MUCH BETTER! THANK YOU, ALPHYS!

Sans: grr))

Alphys: •_>:3_•

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nevermind its the 31st.

but i’m early.

Sans: happy april fools... actually, i don’t like being one or see one. how is it happy anyway? i rather pun this out... oh well. it’s mid. i’m probably just exhausted. i’d keep coming here, but... ... huh. my sockets just lightened up. thought it didn’t like me using the screen, heheh. ... twelve twelve.

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Papyrus: SANS ITS THE THIRTY-FIRST!

Alphys: march has 31 days... close enough, sans. what are your plans, fool?

Sans: uh... you’ll see. i did some early ones.

Alphys: I will reverse them.

Sans: not a fan of pranks, huh?

Alphys: I will CHEAT.

Sans: Try me

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Sans: happy april fools... actually, i don’t like being one or see one. how is it happy anyway? i rather pun this out... oh well. it’s mid. i’m probably just exhausted. i’d keep coming here, but... ... huh. my sockets just lightened up. thought it didn’t like me using the screen, heheh. ... twelve twelve.

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so uh i tryin to avoid the abrupt One Word Ending like one person goes “Moss” and the other go “A mosster” the third person THEN does tHAT ENDING. THAT ENDING. “NO” or “YES”. one example is toriel saying “STILL” as the ending

so taking dialogue seriously is hard lol lemme drop many one word endings as much as i can its funny and happens a lot in real convos

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Toriel: This is not math class.

Kris: But it’s 19.

Toriel: STILL.

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Usually I start with a vine reference then escalate the conversation