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Neil was so real regarding his reaction to Andrew's sexuality and Kevin's relationship status.

Renee: Andrew is gay.

Neil: Oh okay, so him and Kevin-

Renee: Kevin has a girlfriend.

Neil: Kevin has a WHAT?

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it's still so insane to me to think about THE kevin day having someone he is a fan of. and that someone being jeremy. like imagine how good you have to be at exy to capture THE kevin day's attention in that way. it blows my mind.

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Prints and overlays return to the shop on the 16th Feb

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have we considered that andrew’s first act in the series is to whack neil with his racquet and his last act is to throw himself across the court to protect neil from getting hit with a racquet? have we? considered that?? full circle moment? can we?!?

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[house voice] god, it’s brutal out here

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Andrew: So I started seeing someone

Bee: As in hallucinations or dating?

Andrew: I wish I knew

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“andrew minyard has never done anything wrong in his life ever,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“she’s right,” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: neil josten. and oh dear god. someone has given him a mic. “and you know what—”

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neil “unreliable narrator” josten is on full display throughout the series but potentially my favorite example is when he’s helping matt move in and he’s like no one can know about my secret duffel bag full of kevin photos and his super sly and casual way of keeping it on the dl is to carry the bag up and down the stairs SIX TIMES helping matt move in instead of leaving it….in his dorm room?

i can just HEAR andrew thinking like okay….so step one find out what’s in the sketchy ass bag

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periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

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literally buck is always like. kicks dirt. nobody wants to hang out with me i'm replaceable. meanwhile eddie is going about his day being like wow. if only buck were here and we could hang out and talk. then this life would be worth living.

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twitter: you can't be attracted to other people nonconsentually that's sexual assault

tumblr: phil lester just dyed his hair blonde and I came so hard i passed out

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autumn air; jacket ‘round my shoulders is yours.

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mandy/graham are naley coded and ben/latoya are sethmer coded. i'm right btw

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LaToya: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Ben:*dies of embarrassment after talking to a person *

LaToya: That one. I want that one.