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If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life 💖

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pick a line from dd to put on your blorbo's booty NOW

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Darkest Dungeon WLWeek || 01 - Curio (Bloodflowers)

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Reymascore relationship

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→ Me? Gongaga.

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adventures through the anteverse

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My favourite part of Abiotic factor so far is the bloody human skull that whispers things to me when I'm alone. But the man who runs at you on all fours and begs for food like a dog is definitely a close second.

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C'mon we have a larva to feed!

Just give him your last soda!

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me using a blade launcher to kill members of a heavily militarized cult while stuck in a underground bunker with jim from accounting whos wearing a bunch of magazines and barbara from HR whos cooking ice cream and wheat soup because some guy left the evil creature container unlocked

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"Hey Warren, I'm just going to stick this guy here in the back don't worry he's perfectly safe as long as I remember to fuel the containment apparatus. Anyway, I gotta go assault the gatekeeper fortress where they're trying to summon an eldritch god so keep it real and don't fiddle with the controls or you'll let him out to haunt you endlessly until he kills you. Bye!"

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"I know a Megalomaniac when I see one. He was standing on the pulpit of a CHURCH for crying out loud!"

- Dr.Thule

In other words, I need this man biblically

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"Average enemy in Abiotic Factor looks like a far worse threat than it actually is" factoid is based on a false understanding of statistics. Average enemy in abiotic factor generally looks like about as much of a threat as it actually is relative to when it is first encountered. Reapers Georg, who lives in security and sends you to the gothic fishing dimension, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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Seeing this image in an email was like destiny

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CT wanders off

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SMASH OR PASS: Composer, Abiotic Factor