astorybycaesar
astorybycaesar
The Fear of Falling Apart
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“Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are.”  
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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@melania-raquelaleksandrawilliams
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#1 dad
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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Charlie McDermott
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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meredith-ross​:
[rolls her eyes] Well, I don’t see you going home. 
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Unfortunately, I still need to finish this assignment for work and working from home doesn’t work for me because of my dogs.
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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melania-raquelaleksandrawilliams​:
But I love it.
I know you do. I won’t keep you apart from your weird teen drama.
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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tag the oc who’s a radio show host
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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meredith-ross​:
Yeah.. not really my thing either, to be honest. I need to sleep laying down on a bed with a million pillows. So, go home, take a nap on your bed horizontally. Problem solved. 
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[sarcastically] Oh, wow, why didn’t I think of that?
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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meredith-ross​:
See.. my dad used to fall asleep at the movies, but he would never nap in a coffee shop or like on a bench in the park. I’ve seen my fair share of public nappers, but I will never understand it. I have to be comfortable to sleep, you know?
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I quite enjoy laying horizontally in a comfortable bed personally. Sleeping while sitting up? Not really my thing.
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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princess-savannah​:
There is a counter full of pastries and sandwiches over there. I can stalk his social media for you if you want.
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Please do. Do you want anything to eat?
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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meredith-ross​:
Well, yeah.. No, duh. I didn’t mean like right this very minute. Just go home and take a nap. See if that helps and then go from there. 
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Listen, I’ve met people who nap in public, like regularly. Granted one of them is my friend’s narcoleptic father, and that’s obviously not by choice, but some people just... nap on purpose out in the open. 
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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princess-savannah​:
No problem.
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I guess I’ll have to snoop a bit harder. But first, snack. I need a snack.
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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princess-savannah​:
He snores some in his sleep. *she shrugs* 
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Yeah I’m not going to bring that up. I appreciate the sentiment though.
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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princess-savannah​:
Even smaller car. 
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So do you know shit about him that might be useful for my interview?
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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melania-raquelaleksandrawilliams​:
Yep, you caught me redhanded.
Maybe I shouldn’t have gotten you that Bughead poster for Christmas.
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astorybycaesar · 4 years ago
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princess-savannah​:
*nods* Yeah. 
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Well shit. Small world.
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