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You Know What? Screw it!

I say every time Disney releases a new live-action remake instead of watching it we just..

Watch the original movie.

Watch the cartoon series if there is one.

Hell, even watch the straight to VHS sequels if you're that desperate!

Just don't. watch. the. remake!

Bonus: in 'honor' of the Lilo & Stitch remake, here are some links to the original movie, it's sequels, and the animated series.

Lilo & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch: Stitch Has a Glitch

Stitch! The Movie

Leroy & Stitch

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in a society that still tells women that it is their duty to prioritize men, male feelings, male perspective, etc, yes it is in fact still radical to say that it's ok for women to go "no fuck that actually"

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I don't wanna hear one more bitch saying that contacting your senators&reps doesn't work

Btw, this is FAR from getting rid of the land selloff from the BBB. Keep at it. Mike Lee specifically is notable because he's from Utah, the state that's pushed for that sell off very heavily for mining income.

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i think we should maybe start killing people

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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."

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this website is so funny because every couple years we repeat the discourse of "which marginalised group is it morally okay for us to shit on?" and somehow nobody ever learns from it. we just look back and go, "hey, remember that time when everyone was joking about how ace people should all be put in meat grinders? that was so messed up. we should not have done that. anyway, here's my topical joke about how polyamorous people should all be put in meat grinders."

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i said what i said

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imagine making a missing poster for your lost child but in the missing poster you had to include the fact that they fucking eat dirt

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can you imagine being THIS cool

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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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actually, "autism is a huge part of who i am and i'm proud of it" and "autism is a disability that requires accommodations" are both true statements that can and should coexist

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No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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Anyways, the other day I found someone who said "space and the deep ocean are none of my business" and I wonder what it must be like to live life incurious like that. Lovecraft ass behavior.