astralesha

[astralesha]

looks like october is…. octover

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this is so funny

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as someone who is starting a new uni at 23 but is blending in perfectly with the 18-year-olds i'm curious and i need to ask

feel free to reblog and tell me in the tags what age do you get mistaken for, and do you find that to be a bad or a good thing :))

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kevin, sobbing: my left hand is broken

medicated andrew: did you try putting it in rice

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ty ty i’ve thought long and hard about every one of these:

Pip Fitz-Amobi

Juliette Cai

Annabeth Chase

Blue Sargent

helphelp help last spot this is so hard uhh Isabelle Lightwood

@typingwithmyhandstied @dancinginsepia @sky-neverending @holdmyteaplease @rvieskie

fictional women

are fucking badasses so list ur top 5

suggested by @crowgenius

mine in no order ;

jude duarte

inej ghafa

juliette cai

alisa montagova

avery grambs

npt ; @catastrxblues @reminiscentreader @herondalesbooklover @sunnieshineeeee @novas2cool4u @bookish-phile @booksovertherapy @bookish-swiftie13 and anyone else who wants to have fun !!

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not a perfect summary of me but some of these i’m like oh damn that’s relatable

@ketterdam-snack-bar @thatpersonwithbooks @birdiesgolden @bookish-swiftie13

I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get

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down the block, there's an antique shop and something in my head said, "stop," so i walked in on the counter was a cardboard box and the sign said, "photos: twenty-five cents each" black and white, saw a '30s bride and school lovers laughin' on the porch of their first house the kinda love that you only find once in a lifetime the kind you don't put down and that's when i called you and it's so hard to explain but in those photos, i saw us instead and, somehow, i know that you and i would've found each other in another life, you still would've turned my head even if we'd met on a crowded street in 1944 and you were headed off to fight in the war you still would've been mine we would have been timeless i would've read your love letters every single night and prayed to god you'd be comin' home all right and you would've been fine we would have been timeless ‘cause i believe that we were supposed to find this so, even in a different life, you still would've been mine we would've been timeless i had to smile when it caught my eye there was one of a teenage couple in the driveway holdin' hands on the way to a dance and the date on the back said 1958 which brought me back to the first time i saw you time stood still like somethin' in this old shop i thought about it as i started lookin' 'round at these precious things that time forgot that's when i came upon a book covered in cobwebs story of a romance torn apart by fate hundreds of years ago, they fell in love, like we did and i'd die for you in the same way if i first saw your face in the 1500s off in a foreign land and i was forced to marry another man you still would've been mine we would have been timeless i would've read your love letters every single night and run away and left it all behind you still would've been mine we would've been timeless ‘cause i believe that we were supposed to find this so, even in a different life, you still would've been mine we would've been timeless time breaks down your mind and body don't you let it touch your soul it was like an age-old classic the first time that you saw me the story started when you said, "hello" in a crowded room a few short years ago and sometimes there's no proof, you just know you're always gonna be mine we're gonna be i'm gonna love you when our hair is turnin' gray we'll have a cardboard box of photos of the life we've made and you'll say, "oh my, we really were timeless" we're gonna be timeless, timeless you still would've been mine we would've been even if we'd met on a crowded street in 1944 you still would've been mine we would've been down the block, there's an antique shop and somethin' in my head said, "stop," so i walked in

[astralesha]

God bilingual people are so cool. I'd love to be bilingual someday.

[astralesha]

Petting an animal's back like woah you got a spine in there good job fellow vertebrate

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Hey 👋

Favourite swift songs are..?

hey!! either all of the girls you’ve loved before or timeless fs

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please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

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[astralesha]

well. at least i’m bisexual. it’s like i always say At Least I’m Bisexual

[astralesha]

german words i wish existed in english

a messy and incomplete list

nachvollziehen (v.) -- to understand, but less empathetic. i.e. i see the steps that brought you to that conclusion, but i don't understand you.

doch (interj.) -- you're wrong and really it's the opposite of what you said. often said with a healthy dose of sass. i.e. "this isn't a good movie." "doch. (it is)"

frech (adj.) -- somewhere between naughty and sassy and silly. when you're being a bit of a brat, you're being frech.

dreist (adj.) -- audacious, but far more colloquial. when you have the goddamn audacity, you are dreist. i.e. to park that far over the line is dreist as hell

heimat (n.) -- home, but stronger. a home is wherever you have built a life, but heimat is where your roots are. heimat is where you feel pangs of nostalgia when you go to visit your family for christmas and see the shop at the corner.

weltschmerz (n.) -- literally 'world-pain'. the world sucks and sometimes you just sit feel the pain of it all. that's weltschmerz.

existenzberechtigung (n.) -- the right to exist, often in a comedic context. i.e. pineapple on pizza has absolutely no existenzberechtigung.

fernweh (n.) -- literally 'far-ache'. the opposite of homesickness, the desire to go far away. i guess wanderlust is similar, but that is also a german word, and this is more painful and visceral

schweigen (v./n.) -- the act of not speaking. silence, but more deliberate. the palpable feeling that people are withholding their voice.

verschlimmbesserung (n.) -- when an update with the intention of making something better actually just made it worse. looking at you @staff

[astralesha]

she’s not a saint and she’s not what you think she’s a mattress whoaaa

[astralesha]

don't put me in the dreamhouse when i want the mojo dojo casa house of your heart

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Meet my Half-Blood Oc, Icarus!

The other oc depicted belongs to @northstarx-of-the-night and her name is Ophelia :>>>>