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d: im gonna try to take the entirety of him

p: i think he'd take the entirety of you tbh

d: ...what does that mean?

p: well he's so big and burly. he'd pick u up and throw u out a window

d: oh. we meant. we meant different things by taking

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phil when he's looking at himself in the camera instead of paying attention to what's going on

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"this is your slot"

phil cheerleading so weirdly while dan compulsively moralizes something is one of my fave parts of dnp lol

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YOU HEARD HIM

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i think they should give dan howell free mcr tickets but force him to vlog it

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could always tell they were more than friends bc only toxic couples regulate each others sugar intake (the cereal)

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another powerful daniel cackle

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phil not reacting to this at all is funnier to me than it should be. u can see in his eyes he's just not processing it

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"dan u have left all the kitchen cupboards open who's doing that now aye? who's leaving them open?"

"do you want to have an altercation"

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two freakishly tall homossexuals, call them the twink towers

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dan and hoodies with horns/ears through the years<3

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dan playing 4d chess with himself and his fans. laughing about accidentally calling himself a homo and repeating it as a joke while knowing he is, in fact, a full time internet homo for real.

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top psychiatrists from the CIA have no idea why he said this

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phan? sorry i dont know her. i love saying dillip/phaniel just because phaniel reminds me of spaniel and daniel loves puppies dogs *ahem* he likes them a normal amount