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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

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there’s this video of some prepackaged buns that appear to be labeled 人肉包 until the camera angle shifts revealing that beneath the glare on the plastic they’re actually just 大肉包 and the guy filming is like “oh dang :( never mind.” anyways i had a comparable experience today when i saw a road sign that says “road closed, fresh oil,” but you know what i did? i misread it as “road closed, flesh oil”

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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Anon finds the phrase "person of colour" bizarre. They're just a person. It's not like white people are a totally different type of human that necessitates an "everyone else" category. They assume this may just be because they don't live in the US or a majority white country. They'd like to know if this is just them or if others feel similarly.

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true story

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"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash

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Hot take on hot takes themselves

genuinely I think the fucking panopticon pressure that social media places on people with even the most miniscule possible platforms to offer opinions of Everything, no matter how unqualified or generally uninformed they may be, is a plague

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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.

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OP: Why do sneakers and dress shoes give off such different vibes?

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out of curiosity, does everyone have a certain type of character they get attached to or are urs random

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“Having an affair” is such a funny way to describe cheating. There is marriage and then there is the situation. I had a wife and then an event happened to me.

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look at them. you took a perfectly fucked up couple and made them normal. why would you do that.

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Never trust a furry disliker