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astrixsmy-blog
sunsets on the evil eye
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asterio jaxon olivier smythe twenty4 • taurus • psychopath it's highly unlikely you won't know who i am, but if you truly have no life whatsoever, it's plastered right up there. other names include rio, ace, astrix, satan, psycho, and the best fuck i ever had. oh, the neon coast was your sign and the midwest wind with pisces rising i wouldn't change ya, oh wouldn't ever try to make you leave, no static palms melt your vibe midnight whisperings
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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another wonderful weekend at coachella. i swear, it just gets better and better each year— my set might have been outstanding, but what’s more outstanding was the quality of the party favours this year. i’m still not sober — i sense a bender coming on. #hereforit.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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@oliverwj: And that's the end of a good, yet disappointing season. We'll be back next year, though. @Lakers will be back where we belong - the playoffs.
@oliverwj: Though I'd rather be preparing for a playoff series, I do welcome this time to relax... though not how much studying I'll have to do to catch up.
@oliverwj: Good luck to all the playoff teams. May the best team win.
@astrixsmy: sounds like some hunger game shit.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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roseandrs
Is this the longest semester ever, or is this the longest semester ever? We keep reaching the weekend, and I’m like, “Okay, awesome, one more week to go!” Then I’m like, “…wait.” How is it only the 14th? Why is the 28th so far away? I know at least one of you has to be hiding a time machine somewhere, so come on. Where’s it at?
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your days need to be more riveting, to make the time past quicker. i’m certain it was february just last week, and yet somehow here we are on april 17th.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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scarvester
I’m, like, super duper confused. I just spent the longest time on the phone with my mom while she yelled at me about getting a boob job behind her back. But like, I have super small boobs? And I totes never got a boob job? I told her she should stop going in my tag online, because it’s always filled with nudes, but does she listen? Nope!
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can’t say i know anything about your boobs, if i’m honest. but lovely to know, nonetheless.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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briannaberryy
I don’t know about anyone else, but I for one am so glad that this week is over. Time for me to drink some wine and relax, it’s been a rough week. But how is everyones night going?
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oh, but there is no time to relax, with finals quickly approaching us.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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privilegesableac
To keep watching San Jose vs Edmonton or just go out for drinks? That is the question. My Rangers already lost tonight… might as well go for drinks. Anyone wanna join me?
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why not a sports bar to do both at the same time? that would surely make more sense.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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muadakotah
Got to be honest, Coachella is such a great place to be and have fun and to make new friends and get connections in the real world, I mean I have already got the number for some other make up artist and they have already given me the opportunities to do some amazing things. Things are really looking up here. 
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it’s also a wonderful place to get absolutely fucked up.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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@roxiejones: back in los angeles for a bit. tour has been lovely but it's so wonderful to be home, even for a moment
@roxiejones: how have all my lovelies been?
@astrixsmy: fairly oblivious that you had departed, in honesty.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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@theothersmythe: what did you do??
@astrixsmy: oh, it was just a little marijuana possession charge, don't get your panties in a twist.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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adafabray
Yes, the precious little church fundraiser is helping educate the many lives of disadvantaged third world children.
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and yet i can’t suck face with a hot guy. funny world.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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cuckooforjojopuck
Not really though, and I get that you were trying to be sarcastic but that was a hit and a miss. I’ll still give you an A for effort though.
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oh, my daddy will be so proud. #getrelevant
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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darcyfabray
No, they can ask or not ask. I was making conversations. 
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a conversation consisting of people asking because who the fuck knows what shit you’re spewing about.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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text;; the clarington-smythes
PINK CANOE: A true feminist has spoken, truly moving our generation forward with non sexist comments
PINK CANOE: I must admit, life seemed rather pleasant when your foolish self ended up behind bars for the entire weekend.
SHRIMP: don't be a little bitch.
SHRIMP: if all goes accordingly it won't be the only pleasant weekend you get.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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privilegesableac
To you, maybe. To me, not really. They have a purpose in my life, and my work, and I keep a certain number, for a certain reason and all that jazz.
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they’re rubber ducks.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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cuckooforjojopuck
My day was hella eventful. Woke up to breakfast in bed, went to the dog park and got to play with some puppies, made some new “friends”, and almost started on my homework.
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Who tryna keep the trend up? ‘Cause I could use something to do with my night.
sounds fucking WILD.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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mottasage
I hope you all enjoyed that nice little reprieve from me, but that’s over and it’s time to come back to reality. Just in case you needed a reminder of how privileged and selfish you are, I’ve spent the past three weeks taking time away from the Internet so that I could spend more time working on my charity. Now I’m back, but only to tell you that I’m hosting an event next weekend and it’ll look great for all of your “humanitarian” cards if you show up. You’re so welcome.
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as much as i know my presence would be a huge miss, safe to say you can count me out of attending on account of having better things to do. man, i love being privileged and selfish.
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astrixsmy-blog · 8 years ago
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adafabray
Well, after taking an extra-long Spring break in Boston with my fiance, it’s sad to be back. Although I’m eager to be back at college and ready to complete the school year, I will say it was nice catching up with the Church back in Massachusetts and host a fundraiser alongside Andrew in the short time I was there. Still, I’m back now and am ready to finish junior year.
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how PRECIOUS! a little church fundraiser. i would have attended, if they didn’t all believe i should be burned for having free will.
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