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Mine just might tell some random stories about their adventurer days and just calmly admit getting a wild monster as a pet for their old party and the monster getting way larger than it normally can. And then releasing it back into the wild.

Or underhandedly admitting to having killed someone or that they are very willing to kill as a favour for a friend.

Probably to Balor as a fast way to deal with Wheedle. In the most happy tones.

FOM farmer prompt:

What is the weird character detail that they reveal while drunk a la affectionate drunk March

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Taliferro vaguely knows them from how active my farmer was on the adventurers guild, with their party being extremely consistent in getting rare ingredients. He has met an old party member of theirs in some parties

Wheedle has heard rumours about them breaking the knees of a scammer for tricking one of their party members. He didn't recognise them until one of the farmers old party members came to visit them. Wheedle wants them as far as physically possible. The farmer is 100% on board with throwing him off a cliff and making it look like an accident, they have a lot of experience in doing that.

FOM farmer development question of the day:

A lot of us have farmers with connections to the capital. Do Taliferro or Wheedle know who your farmer is, after the market upgrade? Do they recognise them?

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Elsie: *Giving tips to the farmer about dating.*

Farmer: *Grabs her by the shoulders and lightly shakes her*"Elsie how the fuck did you know I'm dating Caldarus. Who told you????"

Elsie: :)

Elsie: >:) A little bird told me

Farmer: "A little.... bird?"

Farmer: "HENRIETTA!!"

The farmer walks over to Hayden's farm and looks for Henrietta. Picks up Henrietta.

Farmer: "Henrietta did you fucking tattle on me?"

Henrietta: *clucks cutely... and maliciously*

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My experience with the update.

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Stardew valley farmer, fom farmer and Littlewood's lord:

Everyone wants me carnally and I want all (most) too.

Fom farmer: Specially the dragon.

Stardew farmer: you get a dragon!?!?

Littlewood lord: I'm envious, there are not a lot of non humans to romance.

Stardew farmer: but are they creechers?

Littlewood lord: Everyone in Littlewood is extremely weird in their own lovable way <3

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Perturabo and dev reader when the code isn't working

They put i++ instead of j++

Perturabo x reader headcannonish

If reader is a game them perty would act unninteresred at first, just letting them ramble and infodump about the game they are making. Perty acting as if their voice is a slightly pleasant background sound, (it is pleasant to him and he is paying attention, his tinkering is a bit slower than usual because he is getting invested).

If Reader mentions at all struggling designing a building he will participate, he is designing a few buildings that fit the genere/aesthetics of the game. (This would be enrichment for him)

I 100% believe that after a bit he will participate on designing some one game with reader, it would be like dwarf fortress but worse (1 Billion times more complex, imagine dwarf fortress but with different planets to manage at the same time. I believe it would be hard but fun.)

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Fulgrim x game dev reader.

Might slightly dismiss it as first. Not because it isn't art, its because its a lot of coding.

He can hear you swearing at the code to make it work. (Fun fact apparently in C codes that have swears make it work better.)

If he sees you trying to desing the concept or game art he will participate. He because its art. And all that.

(At least let him desing the backgrounds. It will be enrichment for him.)

If you let him partake in the game desing he will take what works from all the desings and mix it into something better and very detailed.

It will all mostly be on canvases. That you will have to scan.

If you add a gallery in game to show off all the art if you let him add descriptions it would be a whole bible.

I think he will be curious about how music files work. I think he would get you to use different types of files depending on the vibes.

The game will be heavy from just the images. You are going to have to optimise it so much. But it would be a very pleasant game to stare at.

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Perturabo x reader headcannonish

If reader is a game dev perty would act unninteresred at first, just letting them ramble and infodump about the game they are making. Perty acting as if their voice is a slightly pleasant background sound, (it is pleasant to him and he is paying attention, his tinkering is a bit slower than usual because he is getting invested).

If Reader mentions at all struggling designing a building he will participate, he is designing a few buildings that fit the genere/aesthetics of the game. (This would be enrichment for him)

I 100% believe that after a bit he will participate on designing some one game with reader, it would be like dwarf fortress but worse (1 Billion times more complex, imagine dwarf fortress but with different planets to manage at the same time. I believe it would be hard but fun.)

(I accidentally wrote game them??? Now it says game dev)

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More thoughts on fields of mistria.

Juniper finding the farmer's magic book. (Our menu abd inventory because it is a book I headcannon that it is a magic book.)

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"Huh..? What kind of weird book is this?"

Juniper thinks, picking up a fallen book on the ground, she could recognise that it was enchanted somehow.

She tried opening it half way, but it didn't budge. "Ugh! Stupid book...."

Juniper decided to try studying it in her home, where she was both out of sight and near tools she could use.

Dozzy barked, looking at her and then intensely at the book.

"Oh? You know something about this book? Someone opening near you?"

Dozzy noods.

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After a while juniper finally manages to open the first few pages, there were no numbers, but she could see a picture of the farmer there.... it wasn't a picture... the pages had what the farmer had on their backpack, and how tired and injured they were, and the tiredness slowly growing.

"Huh? Is someone using it to spy on them? I hope not, because if that's whats happening someone could use something similar to spy on me...."

She passed the next page, seeing a map, of tiny representations of all of the villagers moving, including dozzy and Henrietta...

"Huh... interesting.... it is just the rough locations.... kinda invasive.... though.... I should try to recreate this map later... it might be useful...."

Juniper passed the next few pages that had representations of most people of mistria... work and relationship status... birthday.... what they like? Mostly harmless information.

Some of the liked are obscure and....

One gets apparently unobscured.... Juniper looks back at the pages of the map... seeing the farmer and celine near each other, the farmer gad gifted celine a flower.

"How interesting..."

The other pages were about the farmer's farm animals, and then she saw the last parts of the book about spells... just a cover, and before she could pass the page.

"YOU! GIVE IT BACK!" the farmer comming in quickly, very agitated. Covered in dirt.

They then snatched the book, and closed it looking cranky.

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I dunno how to continue from here... sorry... :<

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I can't stop thinking about Caldarus, and juniper and/or Balor finding out about the resident dragon.

Just imagine the farmer giving hugs to Caldarus to try and cheer him up aside from bringing him food and now not only faintly smelling of forest but also having a bit of magic smell or something similar.

And juniper just looking at the farmer like??? What?? How???

And then following the farmer to the forest. Maybe Balor seeing her and following her.

Both find out that there is a dragon. And then later at the farm they both intervine.

Baldor would be probably: alright, this is none of my business, but if you need help tell me.

And juniper being like:

(A dragon fucker.)

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I offer you all some memes inspired by this a bit

Bald juniper

I can't stop thinking about Caldarus, and juniper and/or Balor finding out about the resident dragon.

Just imagine the farmer giving hugs to Caldarus to try and cheer him up aside from bringing him food and now not only faintly smelling of forest but also having a bit of magic smell or something similar.

And juniper just looking at the farmer like??? What?? How???

And then following the farmer to the forest. Maybe Balor seeing her and following her.

Both find out that there is a dragon. And then later at the farm they both intervine.

Baldor would be probably: alright, this is none of my business, but if you need help tell me.

And juniper being like:

(A dragon fucker.)

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I can't stop thinking about Caldarus, and juniper and/or Balor finding out about the resident dragon.

Just imagine the farmer giving hugs to Caldarus to try and cheer him up aside from bringing him food and now not only faintly smelling of forest but also having a bit of magic smell or something similar.

And juniper just looking at the farmer like??? What?? How???

And then following the farmer to the forest. Maybe Balor seeing her and following her.

Both find out that there is a dragon. And then later at the farm they both intervine.

Baldor would be probably: alright, this is none of my business, but if you need help tell me.

And juniper being like:

(A dragon fucker.)

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Warhammer and sky..

a Slamander Dreadnought, being stuck in a planet full of children and the spirits of the dead

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I remember falling....

And then I remember being on the ground, with sounds of.... chirping?

From what little I could see there was a small head.... and feel tiny hands trying to push me up... are those.... children?

I slowly got up, trying not to step on any of the little ones.... there was a sound of cheering... with some kind of chirping... maybe thats part of the language of the planet... not words but whistles and similar sounds.

"Hello little ones" I attempted speaking, I could see some of them tilting their heads others making thinking movements, they wore masks, most were very dark skinned, a few attempted to imitated the hello to different points of success... the small group of eight children

They tried to guide me... through the wasteland... through poluted waters... oh that isn't good for children, I did my best to pick them up and put them on me so they were safer, they were smart little things so they quickly started climbing up, making excited sounds...

After a bit more of walking I heard a cracking moving sound and so did the little ones and they seemed scared. Then it was like a blue then red light was pointed at me, it was comming from a flying black worm, and it charged to attack, i shot it trying to take it down as fast as possible, I only managed to injure it and it immediately scurried away flying into the clouds.

The little ones cheered, some trying to hugh me.

After a bit more guiding and climbing we got to a snowy place, there were more children here running around.... where? Where are their parents? Are they working? Why were these eight ones in a wasteland? Did they sneak out?

The eight ones started to chirp and talk to the others, most sitting down to chat, some of the more curious ones started to surround me. "Hey there little ones, you should be a bit more careful there, I don't want to step on any of you."

I'm pretty sure they don't understand me, but they seem excited none the less.

Some started to put a bit of snow on me, trying to make what probably was a snow man, how cute. Some are sliding down hills, or skating...

Maybe their parents know that this place is safe so they don't need to supervise them? Although they should make the wastelands harder to access to these little ones...

The next place the little ones showed me was a forest... birds... butterflies, a weird translucent floating animal that the kids could stand on, some long white animal that the kids liked chasing...

It rains a lot here... the kids will be getting sick..... but it seems they know to not stay long in the rain atleast....

I saw that one had tried to match its clothing to the colours of my legion.... how cute, they look so proud of themselves.

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As more time passes.... I start to think that these little ones might not be human.... they can fly, or atleast glide with those capes...

But.... even if they aren't.... they haven't hurt anyone.... and are friendly and harmless.... and there seems to be no adults with them... they haven't hurt anyone.... I.... they are children...

There are a lot of ruins here... what happened to these little ones.....

They had brought me to a prairie.... I started to feel 'tired'... huh... that's weird.... but even as I'm still the little ones are bringing me flowers, trying to carry together a massive flower ring? Oh.... OH! It's a flower crown for me.

"Ha ha.... ha... thanks little ones."

I... I think that.... I'm going to rest for a bit....

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The Dreadnought laid unmoving, covered in different flowers... was he dead, or was he just sleeping?

The skids didn't know, but chances were that he was just sleeping, after all, his spirit wasn't hanging out with them like the others, so he was probably alive. But either possibility they hope that he rests well.

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Warhammer and sky..

a Slamander Dreadnought, being stuck in a planet full of children and the spirits of the dead

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I remember falling....

And then I remember being on the ground, with sounds of.... chirping?

From what little I could see there was a small head.... and feel tiny hands trying to push me up... are those.... children?

I slowly got up, trying not to step on any of the little ones.... there was a sound of cheering... with some kind of chirping... maybe thats part of the language of the planet... not words but whistles and similar sounds.

"Hello little ones" I attempted speaking, I could see some of them tilting their heads others making thinking movements, they wore masks, most were very dark skinned, a few attempted to imitated the hello to different points of success... the small group of eight children

They tried to guide me... through the wasteland... through poluted waters... oh that isn't good for children, I did my best to pick them up and put them on me so they were safer, they were smart little things so they quickly started climbing up, making excited sounds...

After a bit more of walking I heard a cracking moving sound and so did the little ones and they seemed scared. Then it was like a blue then red light was pointed at me, it was comming from a flying black worm, and it charged to attack, i shot it trying to take it down as fast as possible, I only managed to injure it and it immediately scurried away flying into the clouds.

The little ones cheered, some trying to hugh me.

After a bit more guiding and climbing we got to a snowy place, there were more children here running around.... where? Where are their parents? Are they working? Why were these eight ones in a wasteland? Did they sneak out?

The eight ones started to chirp and talk to the others, most sitting down to chat, some of the more curious ones started to surround me. "Hey there little ones, you should be a bit more careful there, I don't want to step on any of you."

I'm pretty sure they don't understand me, but they seem excited none the less.

Some started to put a bit of snow on me, trying to make what probably was a snow man, how cute. Some are sliding down hills, or skating...

Maybe their parents know that this place is safe so they don't need to supervise them? Although they should make the wastelands harder to access to these little ones...

The next place the little ones showed me was a forest... birds... butterflies, a weird translucent floating animal that the kids could stand on, some long white animal that the kids liked chasing...

It rains a lot here... the kids will be getting sick..... but it seems they know to not stay long in the rain atleast....

I saw that one had tried to match its clothing to the colours of my legion.... how cute, they look so proud of themselves.

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As more time passes.... I start to think that these little ones might not be human.... they can fly, or atleast glide with those capes...

But.... even if they aren't.... they haven't hurt anyone.... and are friendly and harmless.... and there seems to be no adults with them... they haven't hurt anyone.... I.... they are children...

There are a lot of ruins here... what happened to these little ones.....

They had brought me to a prairie.... I started to feel 'tired'... huh... that's weird.... but even as I'm still the little ones are bringing me flowers, trying to carry together a massive flower ring? Oh.... OH! It's a flower crown for me.

"Ha ha.... ha... thanks little ones."

I... I think that.... I'm going to rest for a bit....

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The Dreadnought laid unmoving, covered in different flowers... was he dead, or was he just sleeping?

The skids didn't know, but chances were that he was just sleeping, after all, his spirit wasn't hanging out with them like the others, so he was probably alive. But either possibility they hope that he rests well.

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The dispaired ilusion.

Part 4.

Sinopsis, a nightmare and some memories.

There is one swear word.

Astralas after eating continued on reading the book, mostly the annotations, in a mostly blank page there were little doodles.

Hey I have been wondering how you looked like, and relised that you also don't know how I looked like. So I will doodle it

I will too! I'm not as good at drawing like you. But I will try.

The drawings were made with pencil and have blurred.

What that is an amazing drawing! You look so cool, I didn't even know one could grow those.

You are the one that looks amazing, I think it might be a regional thing? Dad hasn't explained much to me about it.

'What? Grow what? Why can't I remember? What I meant.' Astralas wondered and then yawned. 'Oh, I really should go to sleep, it is probably late.... I will think about the posible cavities later...'

Astralas got comfortable in bed and fell asleep.....

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The same dream as yesterday???

Astralas was again in a forest... there vei was, arguing with someone?

It was a large siluete, his.... orange an green eyes intense... Looking down on Astralas, towering over her.

'It wasn't an argument... I was screaming? At it? At him?'

'What was his name again? It started with a D?'

'What am I screaming about? I don't know the words that I'm saying... I can't remember..... I- I'm..... crying? Why?'

Veir sobs fill veir ears, the horned creature stepped back, as if surprised, his eyes full of guilt... and sadness, extending a hand but retracting it in hesitation.

He narrowed his eyes, his eyes changing to something serious

Astralas felt dread in the dream and volted away, running into the forest. Trying to make good distance.

It was catching up to vein fast, breaking through the trees with ease.

Astralas felt veirself fall into a pit after the floor gave out, the clawed hand tried to reach for vein, but vei was too far for him to reach, and fell into the dark abyss.

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'A voice?'

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'It's getting louder....'

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Astralas woke up with a jump, panting, feeling veir heart in veir ears....

'I should call the maids to get me some water.... wait.... how the fuck do I call the maids?' Astralas thought, there were no little bell? Nothing, vei couldn't get up... what were vei going to do? Scream? That would be too rude to the maids...

Maybe they could wait for a bit until vei heard any footsteps... vei weren't that hungry.... so Astralas decided to keep on reading for a bit....

The door opened, a maid bringing breakfast.

"Hey... can you tell me how to call you guys when I need something?" Astralas asked.

"Wait...... King Avireta hasn't given you one of the bells he us.... that idiot.... ...." the maid went quiet.

Astralas laughed "I won't say he is an idiot... but it seems he doesn't always think some things through, pffffff"

The maid relaxed a bit "yea, he is... like that some times... I will bring one to you"

"Thanks..." Astralas said, hesitant to ask about her being able to walk, but refrained to.

The maid left the room

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The dispaired ilusion.

Part 3:

Sinopsis: Astralas is reading the annotations of the book and some of the short stories.

A knight entered the dragon's den, sword ready to slay it while it is sleeping.

Aw man, that's just plain rude.

Meany knit, it dont say that dragn was bad. I could be jut a frin

Yea! Meany knight!

Rude

The great warrior stepped into the den, quiet footsteps, armour well oiled to make less sound.

I dont tink that is how armur works

Slowly the knight walked closer to the nest of gold where the dragon was sleeping in.

Walking carefully, avoiding making noise, and pushed the sword into the dragon's skull, killing it.

NOOOOOOOOOOO :<

Vei laughed a bit at reading the annotations, it was so silly, vei knew that vei were always a bit of a cry baby, only a bit. Astralas always hated when others got hurt unnecessarily.

The annotations on the previous pages vei had read were similar to this, silly, cute and funny.

The highlights were underlined words that were always funny to kids like butt, ass, and the replacing the word peach with but fruit.

The tiny doodles of cats in stories about cats or felines.

With how big the book was vei knew it took vein years to finish it... maybe there would be something important in the back.....

'No.... I should read the whole book..... it feels as if it would be cheating otherwise....' Astralas thought and sighed.

The nex page had a few more annotations.

Hey, how old are you? I'm curious.

Im 6. Yu?

Hey, you are good at writing for your age.

I'm 9.

9? Yu write like a adul and use big words, Im no good at it

I get told that a lot, I just really like reading, books are easy to carry.

Nooooo you are good, and have been improving. Don't be a meany to you. :<

Astralas chuckled, the books owner was always like this, not liking when vei said something mean about veirself. And veir acted in kind in return.

The next page had a poem. And a childish argument next to it.

This poem is dumb, it makes no sense. What does the peach (butfruit) mean

Maybe they just like the peach butfruit.

Thats a good idea,but why did you change it from peach (butfruit) to butfruit

Because funy, and you changed mine!

>:<

The next few pages were of poems with similar things. The poems that were a bit more spicy had variants of:

What dos it mean?

Dad says it is an adult thing.

Or

Its an adult thing, It is gross.

It was clear when he had "the talk", Astralas knew that vei had the same reaction.

The next page had.

Hey, it is my birthday soon, and even if I want to invite you dad says it will be difficult for you to get here, so I'm gifting you something.

:< well thaks for the bracet.... but that no how it work, I give you a gift not the other way.

Nononononono, the birthday goer gives the gifts, not the other way. I cannot accept the stuffed animal....

then... if that how yu do, then my gift is for my birthday, it was before book.

Thanks you xilu, but when we meet face to face I will squeeze your cheeks. Like a grandma!

No! Not like q granma!

Muajajajjajajjaajajajajajajajajjajª

Astralas suppressed the urge to laugh loudly, 'right, this is where the bracelet might be from, hehhehehe, I wonder if we ever met...... I hope so... he was a good friend.'

Astralas looked at the bracelet again.... rotating it in her hands, there was something written inside.... most in runes, but what wasn't in runes was 'to my friend to keep safe.' Astralas couldn't help but smile a bit... this purity of silver was expensive...

'I couldn't wear it when I was a kid, to avoid it getting stolen, I.... remember losing it once and finding it back home, but then it had the gem.... what happened to it.?.....'

Astralas looked at the desk next to the bed, vei hadn't looked though all the drawers

One of them had writing utensiles.

Another one had bandages and scissors, and some medications?

The rest were empty, as if someone had cleaned them perfectly... no typical random things that accumulate, either someone was trying to hide something or Avireta really likes cleanliness. Which is understandable.

Feeling the drawers.... 'Is that a fake bottom!??..... oh it isn't, this one is just smaller than the others. Maybe I'm too paranoid? I am chained to the bed by magic. Maybe this is a mormal level of paranoia.'

Astralas again used the bracelet to see if there was something else hidden in the room.... nothing that vei can see while sitting on the bed.

Astralas hid the bracelet when hearing footsteps, then the door opens, were they the maids?

Why... why is he with the food?, he had it in his hand, it was a very colourful cupcake.

Avireta offered the cupcake to Astralas "we had a few of these cupcakes left around, so I guessed that you would enjoy it."

"Thank you" Astralas said before biting the cupcake.... it was really good... "oh!"

Avireta suppressed a chuckle "I guess that you like it" he said with a smile, but his expression changed fast "either that or you are hungry... You didn't call the maids to bring you food" he seemed worried.

"Oh... I wasn't really hung-" the growling of Astralas stomach said otherwise "oh.... Maybe I was too absorbed into the book."

Avireta shook his head, slightly amused "You should remember to eat, you still are recovering. I will call them for you, but next time..."

Astralas interupted "Next time you are going to scold me?" In a joking manner.

"I will now. You xilu" he answered with a laugh before exiting.

After a bit the maids brought the food before leaving.

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Dragon quest builders 2 au.

Memories of the first builder.

In this au the ilusion world is actually real.

Tw: death. A bit of angst.

I remember when the builder and I first met.

They had been actually building fake towns for us to destroy when requested.

A hunan that respected and had shown interest in our culture of destruction.

They had been trying to find loopholes in our beliefs so that no monster that interacted with them could get in trouble...

Heh... I remember them spending hours trying to convince me that eating cooked food was technically destroying it and that it was fine for me to eat cooked food.

Quite a convincing builder.

Those years were nice, Malroth ended up taking a liking to that foolish builder.

Of course, I tolerated that fool, it was quite fun seeing a builder try to partake in destruction, failing miserably at times.

The fool ended up making explosives as a way to be able to participate.

What a fool...

Someone that believed that builders and monsters could cooperate.

They were killed by their own people, trying to reason with them

Staved through the heart, using their remaining energy to beg for no harm to be done.

And no more building was allowed in our lands.

They died.

And were gone.

So....

Why?

Why can I see them running around building again after all this time?

They shouldn't be back here.

They deserve rest.

I deserve to be able to forget.