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do all dogs drink then come directly to ur face to dribble on u or hav i jst gotten lucky so far
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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine CD booklet
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I think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding
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womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself
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what if instead of analog horror we had "ants on a log" horror!
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Bro I love living in 2025 its like Ohh man why did I spend 200 dollars more than usual last month then you check the news and its like Trump Set To Ban Cookies & Milk
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Dark and gloomy pharmaceutical advertisement artwork for the French sedative ‘Sympathyl’, c. 1930s
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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
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was just showing tadpoles to a child and asked "do you know what these are?" and he excitedly shouted "STINGRAYS!" I said that's a great guess because they are shaped a lot like stingrays, but I told him they're tadpoles and that they'll grow up to be a different animal that lives in the water around here, and "do you know what tadpoles turn into?" and his eyes lit up and he said "STRINGRAYS!"
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