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Lesbians will see a girl using a weapon expertly and lose all higher cognitive functioning for 5 min
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The three kinds of bird species name
1. God’s Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
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I feel like people don’t talk enough about the Neon Genesis Evangelion game that was on the N64. The soundtrack uses the exact same sound font as Super Mario 64 which resulted in the funniest official rendition of Komm, süsser Tod:
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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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Good/Bad media alignment chart
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soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000
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I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls
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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe
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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel
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obsessed w/him actually
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Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary
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