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My brain everyday

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me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt and using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

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huge fan of them not giving sam a love interest and instead putting a suspicious amount of photos of him and bucky throughout his office.

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Does Bucky know it's legal now? Has anybody told him?

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One day

I am gonna grow wings

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Yeah sex is good but have you ever found a 200k word fic of your favorite characters with your favorite trope?

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The beauty of kinnporsche is that every few months you get blasted with another fucked up au that has as endgoal to kill Korn

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Bucky: It did not go well

Translation: I pouted and he still said no

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Happy Birthday, KP:TS.

They'll never take what's in our hearts.

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I need to know Kim's reaction to Chay's Wik shrine being taken down, I know that would've devastated him. Like imagine they go back to Chay's house once they've made up and they're in Chay's bedroom and Kim tries to look at the shrine and its not there.

Kim: Where's my shrine? You took it down??? 🥺

Chay: How do you know about that? 🤨

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Was just hit with the image of Bucky being hurt in a fight and someone trying to get his blood type off of his dog tags, only to pull them out and realize he's been wearing Sam's tags this whole time

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"god forbid a girl have hobbies," i say, brutally murdering my blorbo

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whenever these two are together in the MCU, it’s just anthony & sebastian reuniting

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Some times I want Sam and Bucky's love confession to be adrenaline filled, angsty and completely unplanned, one of them just blurting out 'I can't lose you because I love you, you idiot!' after one too many close calls and the other staring blankly for so long, he tries to backtrack only to be silenced by a pair of lips on his.

Some other times I just want them to fall asleep on their couch and waking up all snuggled up, one simply going 'I love you, you know?' softly and almost whispering and the other just answers 'I know' and kisses the other's temple while bathed in the gentle morning light.

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At this point

I'm just grabbing whatever silly lil discord things I've posted and putting em here bc Sam's tags suffer so many fools. By 1231am, I'd already reported 2 spam taggers and blocked an additional 1. 🙃

Anywho, the rando bit below was just me thinking about grumpy old SamBucky. When Sam's lightly chastising Bucky and calling him by his almost government name. He calls out some real doozies twisting up his middle name.

"James Buckerino Barnes!"

"James Buckatunde Barnes!"

"James Buckazoidonal Barnes!"

"James BuckameBuckawhoBuckaboo Barnes!"

"James Buckenzie Barnes!" etc

Sam: James Bucktholomew Barnes! Cease and desist this instant.

Bucky: ... Bucktholomew?!

Sam: You heard me.

Bucky: Yeah, Doll, I did. shakes head in utter bewilderment How do you do it?

Sam: Do what?

Bucky: Make me love you?

Sam: chuckles For what this time?

Bucky: For making me appreciate Buchanan. I can't even imagine what it'd be like going through this cruel world with a name like Bucktholomew.

Sam: Love you, too Bucks Bunny.

Bucky: 😐

Bucky: I take it back.

Sam: 😂

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Meet cute!!(he pulled the steering wheel out of his car in an assassination attempt followed by a shoot out)  

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“Can’t two guys just be friends?”

Yeah, just not these two guys.