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daily reminder that writing is easy. you don’t even have to be good at writing to be a well liked writer. you can do it. anyone can do it. i saw this today and i see something like it every other day

#these authors/readers just think in trope tags rather than plot#enemies to lovers one bed forced proximity hockey romance coworkers grumpyxsunshine SHUT THE FUCK UP#okay im normal#sorry
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my uni friend asked me why I haven't dated in like 4+ years and all I could think about is this video
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*sees someone on Social Medias that i am no longer on speaking terms with* i must not lurk. lurking is the mind killer. lurking is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my desire to lurk. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see it's path. where the desire to lurk has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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youtubers should do reverse sponsorships. just interrupt the narrative of the video to shit-talk some random company for 1-2 minutes.
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i had to block a old hs friend for making tweets like that other post she kept dropping out and rejoining college and all she would tweet is how every1 kept looking at her for brushing her hair during lecture and how she was a 9 compared to the 4s in the class it took her dropping out w fifth time for me to block her and a week later she got arrested for fighting a professor bc she was doing like a gel nail set like with the cure machine and the tools like the nail drill…and everything like the chemicals too during a lecture and wouldnt put it away
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you've heard of hopeless romantic now get ready for violent romantic
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algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win
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NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.
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A man revealed to me that he was married and had four kids while his dick was in my mouth
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the way being a taylor swift fan has kind of become metabolized as this inherent trait of womanhood is very bizarre
#bro the trend of girls making their man their whole identity makes me foam at the mouth#I've dropped friends for that shit I don't CARE about your mediocre man okay????#do you not get bored having no personality ???#I'm sorry to tangent it just. endlessly pisses me off when women degrade themselves into glorified lapdogs for men who use 2-in-1 shampoo
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“Darling, darling. I live in you, and you would die for me. I love you so.”
carmilla (stone) lithograph | prints here
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People comment on posts like they're the first person on the planet earth to tell you about nuance
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they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids
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