The name's Naomi. Emancipated minor just trying to figure out life. Currently repairing the damage after 17 years of multiple forms of abuse.
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*adopts 420 children* haha raise it
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Better stockpile old nature documentaries so you can show your future kids what Earth was like before we destroyed it.
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Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon
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Update: spent $10 on an Uber to an interview that didn't happen because the owner's daughter--not the hiring manager--looked at me and decided "she'd call if she needed someone." Not sure how I made her dislike me that fast but damn, that's a record.
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THANKS WHEEL OF FORTUNE FOR THIS NEW REACTION IMAGE
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your 12th emoji is how you'll die
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remember when we all watched icarly and life was easier
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The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”
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