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no i’ve never seen the original ocean’s movies. did watch the lesbian milf version though. great film.
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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.
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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!
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whatever MY special interest is my wife #mywife
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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl
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Over the past few weeks I've had multiple dreams about being immobolised, weighed down, or carrying something heavy (unusual for me) and I keep waking up from them to find that this fucking cat has climbed on top of me in the middle of the night and gone to sleep
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are you free tonight
i woul do anything to be free
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It also takes art to restore old paintings that look like scabs...
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#Repost @mattxiv
may the universe reward their bravery
first image by @soulwork6
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star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this




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I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls
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