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there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape
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having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps
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*forgets to message back* *forgets to check notifications* *forgets to look through bookmarks* *forgets to check reminders* *forgets to check out [insert content] that i said i would* *forgets to take my phone off do not disturb* *forgets to
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when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..
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ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK TOCKS
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do you know what i think would be a fun job? author for very little kids. yes i will write about bears sharing a home together and becoming friends with the trees. maybe they make a delicious soup. there's an illustration of a sunset that takes up two pages. the babies read it and believe life is a good thing
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Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
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time isn’t real and to prove it i’ll have you know ateez performed black cat nero on imm songs almost 4 months ago
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