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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫

𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬! 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐢’𝐦 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 :)

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𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝

Bartender!Dean Winchester

SUMMARY: Dean Winchester needs a job after his little brother left for Stanford, and he’s good at mixing drinks. You happen to work at Harvelle’s Roadhouse, which is the place he chose to work at. He finds a family. He finds a new life. But he also finds you. But you have problems of your own.

𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐤 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞

SUMMARY: The adventures of Dean and his Indian girlfriend. Written as an Indian POC!

𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦

SUMMARY: You and Dean Winchester are the top agents from Major Crimes. You’re also assigned as partners on the same case- a crime syndicate is running loose and buying out most of downtown New York. He hates you cause you hate him. You hate him cause you think he got in his position with his daddy’s influence. But this case is personal to one of you more than the other- and you may be getting too personal for comfort.

𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐲

SUMMARY: Jo Harvelle. She fit the quota of the girls Dean usually went after, not to slander her or anything, she just… did. You didn’t, and that frustrated you. Every time you stopped by the Roadhouse, you swore Dean’s eyes were on her. You were second fiddle… right?

𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐧

SUMMARY: Dean initially hated your small touches. He used to feel weird with them on his skin. But now he craves them. He craves the high of feeling like a human, and you’re the best hit he’s ever had.

𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

SUMMARY: You and Dean hadn’t really gotten to this stage before. You were partners in hunting, not in that way. But when you’re trying to plant a bug and camera in a room at a gala, you realise that you have a lot more underlying chemistry than you thought possible. Even though it’s an act. Even if you both think you’re not good enough for each other.

𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞 - 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐩𝐭.𝟐

SUMMARY: You knew that you wouldn’t be able to resist the tension from your encounter with Dean and the shifter mafia. You just didn’t expect either of you to cave that quickly. But are either of you complaining? Absolutely not.

𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐚

SUMMARY: Based on a request by @yinorathedragontamer (first Jensen-A-Thon entry). You needed a break from hunting, so you didn’t go on the latest one, but found you needed something to occupy your time. Just your luck that the Winchesters happened to return home when you were washing Baby, and you caught the eye of a certain someone.

𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐦

FBI!AU

SUMMARY: You and Dean Winchester, the best Major Crimes has to offer. You’ve been assigned on the same case, but even though you two maintain a certain level of moral integrity, you can’t help but let that go in the hotel room you’re both staying in. Just one moment can’t hurt, right?

𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐧 (𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧)

SUMMARY: Your kids are curious little buggers. Asking questions about everything and anything under the sun. So there comes the complications of when your kids ask you if you’ve fallen in love before. How will you explain everything? Time to put your imagination to use.

𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲

SUMMARY: Dean liked to indulge as a demon. On food, pie, women. To him, it’d just be him seducing every single girl that came by with a wink and a flash of his pretty smile, then they’d practically be spreading their legs for him. Then there’s you. There was something about you, that had him coming to you instead of you to him. He wasn’t really complaining.

𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐲, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 ⤇ sequel to lipstick, baby

SUMMARY: Dean’s no longer a demon, and in order to deal with the horrors of all that he’s said and done he retreated into his own shell. Drowning himself in whiskey and his own problems because that’s all there’s left to do. Then there’s you, his demon self’s esteemed fuck buddy, who comes up with a two step plan to feeling good, only for a little while. Step 1? Let you take the reins. Step 2? Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐩

SUMMARY: You have a migraine, but not to worry. Dean’s always insistent on helping you, and making you feel better. Why not? He’s your boyfriend.

𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞

SUMMARY: Based on this request: hey arty! ive seen a lot of mechanic!dean / car aficionado!dean fics. i wanted to know your take on f1 driver!dean x reader who is also somehow involved in the circuit or just a fan, if possible? thank you 🩷

You’re one of Dean’s radiomen (or women). You’re also his girlfriend, which makes things easier when he’s got you on a private channel telling him what was going on.

©️ 𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐤 / 𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲’𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨

𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐝/𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝

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I'll be editing and posting this as well as 5 more parts on AO3 in the next day.

A link to my account:

Neighbor Masterlist

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10

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Jensen Ackles | SensaCine for The Boys

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SPN // 1x13, 3x06, 3x10, 5x13, 8x09, 8x23, 9x08, 9x23

for @aborddelimpala Dean Winchester's BD Week 2022

Day One - Jan 17th: Funny Dean

Dean ( Jensen ) love club: @jillmariej @deanwanddamons @deanwinchesterswitch @brilovesdeanwinchester @septembersghost @waywardbaby @siospins @damndeanwinchester @tintentrinkerin @spnfangirl1314 @shawnie74 @kwistowee @queenofallerdalehall @charred-angelwings @girlshunttoo @adoptdontshoppets @ddriverpicksthemusic @milo-winchester-4ever @wickedinspirations @quicklymybasement @jensensgotyoudean @lequisha @deansraspberrypie @thoughts-and-funnies @raidens-realm @all-alone-he-turns-to-stone @eevvvaa @siospins2

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reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

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Shopping for laptops fucking sucks ‘cause I don’t know shit about computers. I’ve never had a computer with a functional webcam or microphone or the ability to play computer games made later than 2005 or a speaker that could play anything loud enough to hear from more than a foot away. How the hell should I know what I want?!

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The customer is always right saying needs to die.

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Hey thank for replying bitch I am so happy that I have the notorious name of being a toxic troll right now

I will not come of anon because I am a coward soooooo yuh

I hope u have nightmares about me

Kisses anon xx

Hey @fuffball guess you forgot to hit that anon button huh?

Look who I found @mostlybarnes @goaskbarnes @whoth3hellisbucky

CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE FAMOUS NOW!

*gif by @goaskbarnes

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Say it with me kids! 👏🏻 STOP 👏🏻 OBJECTIFYING 👏🏻 MALE 👏🏻 CELEBRITIES 👏🏻

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me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit.. i’m acting like a Fool… [continues to act like a fool.]

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I just remembered I once wrote and illustrated a tiny book for children in which a lonely mermaid found a seed that could grant her one wish, and she wished for the most precious thing the seed could think of, and the seed gifted her with a best friend and she was incredibly surprised but also very happy, and she and her new friend went to collect empty shells together.

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Okay non-European tumblr, I’m gonna explain to you why ‘white’ isn’t as simple here as it is in the rest of the world

- Shades of white in Europe range from ‘freshly fallen snow’ to ‘I am frequently mistaken as being from the Middle East’

- White European is a thing. When you fill out a form, under ethnicity, there are several options for white; white British, white European, white other. Because people make that distinction

- There are Europeans who don’t class their ethnicity as their skin colour, but as their nationality. I have family who don’t think of themselves as white, they just think of themselves as Italian and don’t really give much thought to their skin colour

- People here in Britain always question if darker skinned white Europeans are ‘actually white’. I get it a lot myself. My response is always ‘well I’m not anything else, so obviously I must be’

- Despite being white, a lot of Europeans from Italy, Greece, Spain etc, don’t feel white in the traditional sense. We’re not white like white British people. We’re not white like white Americans. We’re our own white. White British is one thing. White Italian is another thing. White Greek is another, etc

- Which is why we have this notion here in Europe of ‘nationality over race’. Being white isn’t as important as where you’re from

- So this really only becomes an issue if you’re an immigrant

- So being white in Europe doesn’t save you from racial discrimination, because sure, you’re technically white, but you’re not white white. Not the right white

- Here in England, Europeans with really blatantly foreign names, such as myself, find it more difficult to get job interviews, because they take one look at our name and don’t bother reading the rest of the CV. A guy I know was actually told by his boss to reduce the pile of CVs he had by ‘chucking away any with a name you can’t fucking pronounce’

- And then even when you do get an interview, half the time you walk into the joint several shades darker than everyone else and feel like you’ve walked into the ‘Swedish supermodel’ clubhouse and you just know you’re not getting hired

This is all basic stuff and it’s very much taken for granted here. Race and ethnicity are not as clear cut, so it can be very confusing for non-Europeans to wrap their heads around. Which is fine. But I implore you to stay in your lane, because when you say things like ‘no white person anywhere in the world ever knows what it’s like to face racial discrimination’, it’s really fucking offensive to all of the European immigrants who are denied jobs, harassed by the police and beaten by racists, because foreign is foreign to these people, and they don’t give a shit if you’re technically white. So when you mean white American, say white American. 

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I can’t believe Pedro Pascal invented serotonin.