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TEXT ✉️✆ MALDREY

Mal: "I don't scare anyone... well, except this one person." HA. Keep going, Audrey. Jane's not the only one and you know it. Although I don't get WHY people think you're so important; seems like the worst thing you could do is pink someone to death.

Audrey: Jane is my best friend, it's not the the kind of scaring that you do and you know it. No one else is afraid of me! I'm a princess, Mal. I'm going to in charge of a lot of things one day and that's important. I certainly hope the /worst/ thing I could do as a future queen would be to wear too much pink.

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Jimmy: Well, that probably's more than good enough for now, until I can prove that I'm more of a definitely kind of guy.

Jimmy: Of course! People are always intimidated by people who are better than them, would you want it any other way?

Audrey: Okay! I can definitely see you as a potential definitely, but I'm sure we'll see!

Audrey: Oh :( I know I'm better than most people, but I don't want anyone to be intimidated by me! I want them to LOVE me because of how kind and beautiful and good I am. Not because I'm intimidating or mean like Mal is!

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Jimmy: Well, then it's a good thing I didn't use it for Valentine's Day because I'm sure you must have had people knocking down your door wanting to be your Valentine :-p

Audrey: Lol not exactly. But even if I had, I still probably would've picked you.

Audrey: Also: Am I intimidating?

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TEXT ✉️✆ MALDREY

Mal: Yes it is. You don't want to admit it, but you scare people too. Maybe it's not in such an obvious way, but you've got the whole mean girl vibe down, and you know how mean girls stay on top? By intimidating people. At least I admit I'm mean unlike sooooome people.

Audrey: No, it's not. I don't scare anyone. Except maybe Jane, because she's scared of everything. But I'm nice and I've never intimidated anyone in my life! I don't even KNOW how to intimidate other people. I stay on top by being amazing. I don't need to be unkind to get there.

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Jimmy: What's your stance on Felix Felicis? Cheating to want a little bit of good luck once in a while?

Audrey: Gosh, I don't think about that much. Hmm, I guess not. As long as you aren't using it to get a leg up on someone, a little bit of good luck can't be too bad?

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TEXT ✉️✆ MALDREY

Mal: Of course I like being scary. Everyone likes what they're good at. But in case you haven't noticed, I haven't done anything that's actually THAT bad. I don't want to get sent back to the Isle. Check your expectations, Audrey. Spraypaint and jumpscares aren't a good enough reason to treat someone like they're hippogriff dung under your shoe.

Audrey: That's not a good thing to be good at. I'm not going to check anything. Not doing anything absolutely heinous just because you don't want to go back doesn't mean you're better for it. It means the Isle sucks, which we know already. Also spay paint, jumpscares and you mocking me ALL THE TIME and drawing your mother on things are all good enough reasons for me not to like you. I'm allowed to dislike things I find distasteful.

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Jimmy: I couldn't agree more. I think you could probably even give me potions homework and I'd be happy about it.

Audrey: lol! Even if I could assign potions homework, I'd never give you anything too bad.

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TEXT ✉️✆ MALDREY

Mal: It's been three years, why are you still so unwilling to accept anything different? Why should I try to be good when you'll treat me like I'm bad either way?

Audrey: I'm not unwilling to accept something different, I'm unwilling to accept something BAD. I wouldn't treat you like you were bad if you were actually making an effort! I told you when you GOT here that I didn't mind that your mom tried to kill my parents but then you kept shoving it in my face anyway and even though Ben is always all "we should take pity on you and stuff because #trauma" You're scary and you like it and That's what I can't accept.

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Jimmy: I know 😍 But it sounds a lot nicer coming from you.

Audrey: Lol, everything usually does!

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Jimmy: Perfect! I'm going to find you the best spot in the whole castle to spend the evening, move over, anyone else who tried to call dibs!

Audrey: Oh my goodness! That's so nice of you, James. You're going to be the perfect Valentine. 💟

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TEXT ✉️✆ MALDREY

Mal: Good was the old good.

Audrey: so what? Being bad still sucks, you're HERE to be good. Why are you clinging to badness so hard. It's been three years.

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Jimmy: I think that I'd be honored to be your Valentine this year, if you'd let me.

Audrey: That would be so great, James! Of course, I'll let you!

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TEXT ✉️✆ MALDREY

Mal: Bad is the new good.

Audrey: Good is the new good.

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TEXT ✉️✆ MALDREY

Mal: Saying you never lie... sounds like a big lie.

Audrey: No, it doesn't. I really don't. Lies are bad and we all know that's NOT my thing.

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Jimmy: Well what a coincidence, I happen to be of very sound mind, make for pleasant company, and know exactly what flowers to get you. You know what I think this means?

Audrey: Nope 😊 I have no idea what you think it means. Why don't you tell me?

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TEXT ✉️✆ MALDREY

Mal: So you say.

Audrey: Because that's the truth! I never lie

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Jimmy: Do you want a Valentine, or do you have important Audrey pampering to do that night?

Audrey: Of course I want a Valentine. Everyone in their right mind wants a Valentine