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the most noble professions are

3. line cooks. unsung warriors fighting in unreasonable conditions to make food that taste good.

2. sanitation worker. working at risk to carry out unpleasant tasks without which society would collapse within days. actual heroes

1. artists who draw blowjobs good

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it’s necessary to fight back against adult content bans obviously because it leads to queer bans, but also, you cannot forget that we must fight back against these bans because adults have the right to make and enjoy adult content. no credit card company has the right to censor what we look at. yes, this includes the “problematic kinks” and stuff you think is gross and bad. just as we deserve to be openly queer online, we deserve to enjoy adult content without fear of total censorship, and it’s absurd how few places there are to do that online nowadays

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Fuck you *restrains your pet beast*

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KPop Demon Hunters is a pretty good movie with a pretty bad title lol. it's like naming your romance novel "Enemies To Lovers" or- (assistant runs onstage) what? (assistant starts whispering frantically in my ear) oh... oh.......

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They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

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“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

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Imagine Frisk getting banned from Disney World for pulling out a knife up to a mascot because of the analog horror parodies they watched with kris or something

Toriel: "My child, do you wish to go ahead and hug Gooby?"

Kris: "Wait, mom no!"

*Frisk proceeds to German suplex some poor shmuck in a crappy costume just because they can

*Somewhere... in a faraway world... a fish cries tears filled with pride

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we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

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curious. anyway,

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I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.