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This is your regular reminder that my anxiety once convinced me I didn't know what a fucking mango was.

Dear reader, I have eaten mango before.

anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

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Me talking about greek myths that one time and my friend looking me in the eyes and saying 'if you died, I would go to the underworld to bring you back' and I believe him.

Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

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I can't get fired!

I don't have an Irish-Language rap career to fall back on!

- work has been hard man...

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Don't let the internet tell you you can't be friends with world renowned actor Michael Sheen

- Arthur thinks it'd be a bad career move for him

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Brits out for the gods and Michael Fassbender

- I'm fixating on Kneecap rn what can I say

Tits out for the gods and Jason Donovan

- Stage door-ing for Rocky Horror

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Slightly creepy baby

I love

- there was a white cat with very orange eyes called Astarion

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I don't know how you'd blow a slug

- I was talking about glass mollusks but okay

12/4/25

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what do you mean by that… covering meat?

Gonna be honest, I have no idea about this one.

20/12/24

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'That’s a hefty chicken'

And separately

'I love a hefty chicken'

- I found some hen-shaped door stops. I love 'em.

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(very concerned) I think most people make a noise when you poke them

- after @littleadult-sizedfox called his boyfriend a 'musical instrument' because he made sounds when poked.

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The friendships may have died but the cult lives on

- sexy sexy cat knees forever

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I don’t know if I'm gay enough to do yoga

- there was a queer meet-up being advertised but turns out it was a yoga class

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// but about an actor who finally asked my name after 4 weeks of working together

you can’t fuck him because he’s called nathan but i can

Nathan is your brothers name, not mine

- on the hot Canadian diver (Men's 10m diving - Paris Olympics 2024)

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We met him @littleadult-sizedfox!!!!!

He's Stalin.

He created Communopoly.

He's an icon.

- Describing Mr Dom Allen of The Apocalypse Players/No Rolls Barred (11/01/24)

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That's because they're little piss boys

Are you not a little piss boy?

I'm not a little piss boy

I’m a big piss boy

- on actors, with @littleadult-sizedfox

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Tits out for the gods and Jason Donovan

- Stage door-ing for Rocky Horror