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im dead and gone

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my cause of death is gonna be him and his little baby honestly

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this hand eye...... amongst other things.......

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'When Marner steps on the ice as a Golden Knight, he’ll be the shortest and lightest player on the team'

their flashy little guy

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leafs @ panthers round 2 game 6 | 05.17.25

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leafs @ panthers round 2 game 3 | 05.09.25

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why his shorts so goddamn big lmaoooooooo

mitch spotting at his restaurant

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spongebob

I have rotating maternal feelings for Yumi, SpongeBob, Fraser minten, Macklin celebrini, Joesph woll, and Mitch marner

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the singular reason yall never win a cup? THE reason the leafs will NEVER win the cup?

incredible. like i like mitch but even i dont think hes THAT powerful. clearly i need to open my mind.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mitch never set foot in Toronto again because of how much the fanbase will be out for blood. I'm pretty tame and I don't think I could handle seeing him in public. He screwed us over and will be the reason we never win a cup. He can't call this city home ever again in my opinion.

this is a weird thing to say. he's just a guy. he's from toronto. he always will be. he's not the reason they haven't won a cup since 1967. there's no reason to be out for blood. he left because he wanted to leave and he had the power to leave. he's not a martyr and he's not the root of all evil. and I guess if you can't handle seeing him in public (whatever that means) then I recommend you don't go out?

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he talked to sid, tanger and karl but “still tracking down geno” 😂 that man is not taking work calls in summer

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🐭🐭🐭

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Party rocking with a mouse tonight! piece of cheese we’re gonna have a big bite!

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this is hanging up in genos locker room stall btw

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did he just call zeus a person MXMXMDKDKDKDKKSL

"and when you have, when you have a baby, that's where all the attention goes. that's what everyone asks about, right? rightfully so, but how is zeus adjusting to being a big brother?"

"oh, he's loving it. he doesn't care. the first night we got to bring miles home, it was a tough sleeping night for the whole family other than one person, and that was zeus. he was sitting on the bed snoring logs, getting a solid seven, eight hours of sleep, and. yeah, I was sitting there just like, 'zeus, get off the bed, get away from me, man. you're making me mad.' but, yeah, he's been loving it. he's been loving it."

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Mitch and Miles on Mitch's first day as a Golden Knight. | 07.02.25

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lms if you cried