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"please give me a hug, oh baby" - adorable affectionate gestures for your otp

a prompt list by @novelbear

gently resting a chin on the other's shoulder (and in turn, they lean their head on theirs)

firm squeezes on the shoulder or hand as a form of encouragement

holding hands while walking (and doing that little swinging thing)

wrapping their arm around their neck/shoulder and gently pulling them in

occasional kisses on the cheek

swaying back hugs while standing and waiting

pressing foreheads against one another smiling.

cuteness aggression taking over and they can't help but just mess up their lover's hair, sniffing and nuzzling all the while.

hopping onto their back and clinging on (with or without warning)

(soft) bites on the shoulder, arm, top of their head

catching them staring and sending them a teasing wink

^ making little noises to accompany the gesture

connecting at the ankles and swinging feet together

knowing that their lover is ticklish and giving them slight pokes in certain spots.

short and sweet kisses (that may or may not have been induced by a quick pout)

playing and scratching in their hair while they lay down as if they're in bed

plopping down on their lap like they're a portable sofa

lovingly poking their cheeks, nose, stomach

hugging them, pulling them closer their chest, taking in their scent, smiling as they stare into one another's eyes.

blowing kisses every other minute

pulling them close and whispering sweet nothings into their ear

giving them a little massage on their hand or shoulders

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Any day now

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No one is watching you as much as you think they are. No one cares if you're biking alone, playing basketball by yourself, or sitting by a river with a blanket and a book. What actually matters is how those things make you feel. Do they bring you peace? Do they make you happy? That’s what counts. Not some random stranger’s opinion that won’t even last ten seconds. think again

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he turns the drinks he ordered into wine and then just cries loudly in the mcdonald’s parking lot while blasting olivia rodrigo

(reposting this without the. uh. addition)

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Nakba sticker spotted in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

The Palestinian “Nakba” (“catastrophe” in Arabic) refers to the mass expulsion of Palestinian Arabs from British Mandate Palestine during Israel’s creation (1947-49).

It is remembered every year on "Nakba Day", May 15.

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everyone say thank you to black trans women and black trans men

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invented a game called “I throw dice at the cat”

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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kitty car 🐱

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in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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Old men flirting on the battlefield

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also

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you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?