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autistic-shaiapouf · 7 hours

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Fuuuck yes dude its reading too much into a side character time

#hi I'm mr autistic shaiapouf and i have written multiple full scale analyses on pouf as he went insane for an arc and died #im genuinely still really proud of the autism analysis like. i got screenshots for that. it's thesis-level

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autistic-shaiapouf · 7 hours

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Her name is lemon and I'm gonna give her lots of yellow accessories

Thinking about joining yall and making an ultrakill oc

#she's got a yellow bow on the back of her head and little yellow hearts on her gloves #she's got thick boots too; as fireproof as possible for her explosive cooking endeavors #most irresponsible streetcleaner that cannot thaw anything or preheat an oven just fucking BLAST IT #i like her she makes me happy 💛#shai speaks

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autistic-shaiapouf · 9 hours

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#i just need people to see this #shai speaks

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autistic-shaiapouf · 9 hours

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“An ant mill is an observed phenomenon in which a group of army ants, separated from the main foraging party, lose the pheromone track and begin to follow one another, forming a continuously rotating circle. This circle is commonly known as a "death spiral" because the ants might eventually die of exhaustion.”

Rough scribbly spiral of ants animatic 👍angels and machines are just bugs with no guidance they are the same

#👁👁#and i mean that so affectionately #ultrakill

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autistic-shaiapouf · 9 hours

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#pokemon

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autistic-shaiapouf · 9 hours

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no one is doing it like her

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autistic-shaiapouf · 11 hours

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Thinking about joining yall and making an ultrakill oc

#i am envisioning a silly streetcleaner; they like cooking (bad at it) and modern dance (actually quite good at it)#there's always something minor on fire around me and i've been waiting to see if there's something close by so i can post a pic #of a massive plume of smoke and just go. wow my streetcleaner wife is up to something absolutely devious tonight #this just makes it sound like i actually do live in hell shdjkgh they're controlled burns!! probably #shai speaks

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autistic-shaiapouf · 11 hours

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One thing I truly hate about my old day job is I actually enjoyed being a barista. I liked the infinite perfectability of it. I enjoyed the satisfaction of peoviding quick service. I liked talking with customers and getting to know them within a limited yet human script of interaction. I like coffee more than most folks. I look good in an apron.

But Starbucks treats people like shit. The constant on-call shifts made it hard to plan shit. The chronic understaffing would turn ordinary shifts into a panic if something went wrong. My knees and ankles were fucked from always being on my feet.

There is a close alternate future where Starbucks treats it's workers with dignity, and I was happy serving coffee for the rest of my life.

Now I write silly edutainment stuff about religion on the internet. I'm very thankful for my job. I'm very lucky that this is my primary income. But sometimes I dwell on how modern capitalism squandered someone who absolutely would have been happy in a service job.

#i could do pharm tech work if we had the actual staffing for it; one person on weekends just is not enough #the amount of people we have coming to us between the store and the drive thru is unmanageable with the current staffing #considering picking up a hospital job instead bc the workload and expectations in the pharmacy are not consistent

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autistic-shaiapouf · 11 hours

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do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

#when my roommate is on the phone talking about her boy du jour

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