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I miss her hole (the headphone jack on the cell phone)

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kris: i can’t believe we’re all trans

lancer: i’m lancer

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Track no.16 Stress for Homestuck Volume 9.

Give it up to many cool tracks by lots of talented composers, artists, and good old Toby for putting it up together!

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Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

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me: hey check out this sexy ass drawing of a scene dog girl eating an emo catgirl and digesting her. Isnt this awesome

The Ethical Gooner: Was anyone harmed in the process of making this image

me: prolly the catgirl cus she got melted into sludge and then her skull got burped up by the big fat dog girl

The Ethical Gooner: Before I can pass judgement on this image I need to know if the artist was happy or sad while making this.

me: why do you always do this man

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if u don’t like my posts send me $1000 and i’ll delete whatever one u want

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here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

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Sniffing the spiked bracelets someone gave me to tell if they're real leather with a coating or just plastic all the way through like a truffle hog for faggotry

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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

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how did you learn to color and shade like that. it's so wonderful

i hit my head real hard every day

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my dess design i hope everyone likes it

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hello friends in case you didn’t know, fight or flight aren’t the only trauma responses !! and there’s four major ones !!!

fight: confrontational behavior

flight: avoidant behavior

fawn: appeasing behavior

freeze: assessing behavior

so when someone says “why didn’t you fight or flee???” you can bonk them on the head and say, “those aren’t the only two options !!! there are four major ones !!! and even then those four are just the most common !!!”

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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