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a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?
so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head
what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL
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pretend i never said any of that stupid or annoying stuff
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YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE
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once someone unfollows you there should be a big red gash on their blog that grows more throbbing and grisly the longer they had been following you for
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(guy reading through slanderous propaganda from political rivals) whats so inspirational is that every great leader and emperor in history was gay
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The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.
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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with


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A drone captures an elephant herd sleeping while migrating across China. - Author: kooneecheewah on Reddit
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my contact at the rat factory says the new rats will be "very loud" and make a "grinding" sound when they think
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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck
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