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Truly I hate to do this to you all but; you can watch all the videos and read all the blogs in the world but you cannot learn to sew without at some point picking up a piece of fabric and fucking it up. No tutorial exists that will stop you at some point ruining this poor piece of cloth. The visceral act of holding a project and wondering where you went wrong is the only way to learn sewing; you cannot escape it. I’m sorry

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hate that like every iteration of zelda is skinny. put some meat on her bones hylia is literally fat

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The urban fantasy show I actually want to see is a hospital drama with a dedicated wing for supernatural illnesses.

Vampirism. Lycanthropy. Cheap spells gone wrong. A woman brought in for her prenatal has to be told her baby is a lindworm. Someone is literally being followed by the anthropomorphic personification of the Black Death.

Someone somewhere out there is having their perception of the world irreparably shattered by the knowledge that magic is real, and at the other side is a team of doctors who have to roll their eyes and pull out Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales because some high school kid tried to go Carrie with a cheap spellbook and turn all the kids at prom into frogs, and the doctors have to wrangle a couple dozen teenagers into admitting if they have a true love who can break the spell.

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a warning

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i still really want to get b dylan hollis' cookbook and i plan to soon now that i have my own kitchen again but all the photos he has of himself in that book just crack me the hell up because i have never seen a more malnourished twink in my life. i would not trust him to give me good recipes if i hadn't seen so many videos of him eating them himself and moaning in agony and/or pleasure on camera

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the midwest is so beautiful this time of year…….reblog 2 support our farmers

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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I really enjoyed it!! I thought you did an amazing job and the rest of the cast was fantastic too! I loved all the scenes with you and the maid (I think that’s what her role was right?), those really tugged at my heart

9 days until International Thespian Festival and GUESSS WHAT

OUR PERFORMANCE IS SOLD OUT AHAHHAAH

THAT THEATRE IS GOING TO BE FULL TO BURSTING OF THEATRE KIDS

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👁w👁

9 days until International Thespian Festival and GUESSS WHAT

OUR PERFORMANCE IS SOLD OUT AHAHHAAH

THAT THEATRE IS GOING TO BE FULL TO BURSTING OF THEATRE KIDS

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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

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if you're posting a whole fanfiction to tumblr you've got to put it under a readmore boss

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door