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Hello turtle fans.

I know it's been a while since I've posted and I only have like, ten-ish followers, but I'm so desperate for help.

Back in December, my partners and I were in a car accident that totaled my partner's car and injured 2/3 of us. We faced a severe hit to our savings as my partner needed a new car and their parents went back on their promise to help pay for it at the last minute.

Last week, we were involved in another less serious accident, but my fiancé's car was also totaled.

On top of this, we've been trying to move out for months and are ripping our hair out in such a small space.

My fiancé has been working two jobs since he moved to our state, I'm working retail and have had my hours reduced to next to nothing, and my partner has a seasonal job and was unable to find part time work before the season started again.

We've also been trying to cover medical bills (we're all disabled in varied ways), groceries, and gas for the one car we still have.

We have a new car in mind but given that we have a collective $1000, we’ve started gofundmes and are asking for literally anything to help.

If you're not able to donate I completely understand, but any shares are appreciated. I'll posting the links on my Instagram (@averagedogboy) and Twitter (@average_dog_boy) so if you'd rather share there, then please feel free.

And also always my writing commissions are open and I'm accepting clients for content editing.

Thank you so much for reading and sharing and donating if you can.

Gofundme Links:

My fiancé’s link (urgent)

My link (not as urgent)

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RID15 X FANAF 4

WARNING:SUICIDE COMING IN AND MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES  

{Some peeps won’t understand a few thing because put in some lore in}                                                       

                                                   *At the car*

Russel and Denny are arguing at the car if they should reveal Chris about  them.

Russel: Dad we should really tell Chris,it looks to impossible when we hide from the autobots.

Denny: N O

Russel: Please

Denny: Ok fine! But if anything goes wrong you be in trouble mister.

Russel: Dad I swear nothing will happen.

                                                 *At the scrapyard*

Bumblebee see’s Denny and Russel.Bumblebee notice’s a little human boy that he doesn’t recognize at all.

Bumblebee: Hey Russel and Denny hows it going.

Denny: Good,but we have to reveal something to you,we were asked to babysit Chris,oh and I have to tell you something real quick in private.

Denny talk a bit with Bumblebee that Chris have some mental health issues.Bumblebee understands and proceeds to get ready to introduce himself to the kid.

Denny: Chris! can you come out of the car there is someone we would like to introduce you to.

                                   *Chris proceeds to get out of the car*

Denny: Chris,this is Bumblebee.

Chris steps back a little with tears in his eyes before running into the car and trying to hide from Bumblebee.

Bumblebee is confused before he realizes that this is one of the mental health issues that he has.

Sideswipe comes in and see’s whats going on. 

Sideswipe: Hey Bumblebee,whats going on here,I heard something.

Russel: Chris come out of the car,the autobots are not the same as the animatronic,its ok they wont hurt you.

Chris slowly walks out of the car nervously before looking at the autobots.Chris realizes that they are not the same as the animatronics.

Russel gives Chris a tour of the scrapyard and introduces Fixit.

Fixit notices the little human boy, “Russel,who is this?”

Russel: Chris this is Fixit 

Fixit: Hi Chris,I hope we cound get a- a- along with each other.

Russel and Chris are now vibin at the scrapyard

                                             *2 hours later*

Strongarm and the rest of the team just came back from patrol.When Chris met Jetstorm and Slipstream.The 2 minicons got too excided and scared Chris off to Russel.

Drift scolds his minicons about what they have done.Russel explained that Chris has mental health issues and this is one of them.

                                                    *9:00 PM*

Chris wakes up from one of his illusions.”No! Please! I don’t want to go!”

Illusion: “Don’t you remember what you saw.”

Chris: ”Please let me out!”

Chris: “Please help me,HELP ME!”

Illusion: “Tomorrow is another day Chris.”

Chris faints from his illusions

Steeljaw is planning to get Russel as bait to threaten the autobots to free the deceptacon from the pods.

Steeljaw sneaks in and doesn’t get caught.The pack tries to find Russel for bait.Steeljaw see’s Chris,a human that he hasn’t seen before.”Ah,well what do he have here. “Thunderhoof,Fracture forget Russel well take this fleshie.”

                                                       *8:00 AM*

Russel wakes up and notices that Chris is not there.Russel tells Denny and they searched all around the scrapyard.They tell Bumblebee imeadietly that Chris is missing.”Fixit check the security system.”

                                          *Back at Steeljaw’s base*

Chris wakes up and see’s that he’s not in the scrapyard 

Chris: “Russel? Denny? is anyone there?”

Steeljaw: “Oh,the little fleshie has woken up.”

Chris: (Please you don’t understand.)

Chris imeadietly gets up to go in the corner while tearing up

Chris: “NO BROTHER please don’t do this again”

Steeljaw: “Brother? what are you talking about?”

Chris: “PLEASE HELP IM SCARED”

Steeljaw is confused until Thunderhoof steps in to see whats going on.

Thuderhoof: “Ay Steeljoo,somethings wrong with the kid,I don’t know that much about humans,but I’m pretty sure that’s not how a human child should behave.”

Chris see’s a chance to escape Steeljaw and Thunderhoof.Chris yeets himself out of the base as fast as he can.

Eventually Chris finds a narrow balcony and tries to commit suicide there.

Chris: ”Maybe I should just die,nobody understands me anyway.”

Steeljaw tells everyone to stay here in the base except for Thunderhoof.

                                              *At the Scrapyard*

Bumblebee: “Fixit Check Chris’s signal.”

Fixit: “He’s at Steeljaw’s base,he did escape his grasp,but something not right,he’s at a narrow balcony…NO ca- ca- ca- BE.”

EVERYONE: ”WHAT?!”

Fixit: “Chris is gonna throw himself off the balcony,YOU HAVE TO GO OUT NOW”

Bumblebee: “Team lets rev and roll out QUICKLY!”

                                       *Meanwhile at the Balcony*

Chris tries commit suicide and drown himself,eventually Steeljaw and Thunderhoof are shocked of the what this Human Child is gonna do.

Thunderhoof grabs the human child before he jumps of.

Thunderhoof: “AYO,WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TRYIN TO DO IS CRAZY.”

Chris: “WHY did you save me…”

Thunderhoof: “I maybe a deceptcon but,this isn’t right….”

Steeljaw: “OK THATS IT,THUNDERHOOF WERE TAKING THE HUMAN BACK.”

Steeljaw announces that they’re canceling the plan and dropping of the human to the scarpyard.

While Steeljaw and Thunderhoof were driving Chris to the Scrapyard seeing what they just saw.

Chris: “Where are you taking me?!!?”

Thunderhoof: “WERE TAKING YOU BACK,you’re not commiting suicide.”

The Autobots cross with the 2 cons stopping on there tracks.

Steeljaw: “TAKE THE HUMAN CHILD WE DON’T NEED HIM ANYMORE?!”

Chris runs up to Bumblebee.Bumblebee makes shure that Chris is ok and they go back to the scrapyard.

                                                   *At the scrapyard*

Sideswipe & Strongarm: “ARE YOU CRAZY?!”

Chris: “IM SORRY,ill promise not to do it again”

Denney gets a call from Chris’s father that he’s picking up Chris.

Denny: “Chris get ready,your dad is comming to pick you up.”

William is near the scarpyard and see’s Denny with Chris and stops the car to pick him up.

William: “Chris how did it go.”

Chris: “Good…”

                                                     *the next day* 

Russel wakes up and decides to turn on the TV and little did he know Chris was murdered by his own brother.

Reporter: “A young 8 year old child was killed by his own brother in Freddy Fazbears Dinner.”

Reporter: “His brother tells us that ‘he didn’t mean to kill his brother,it was only just a joke.’”

Reporter: “We have footage from the security camera how this massecere happened…”

Russel go’s outside and tears up a little,Sideswipe notices this and comes up to him.

Russel: “Chris is dead..”

Sideswipe: “tech, what you talking about Chris isn’t dead,his father just picked him up”

Russel takes out his phone and shows him the camera footage.

Sideswipe is shocked of what had happened and tries to calm down Russel a little.

Bee checks on Russel to see why he is crying a little.Russel tells Bumblebee about Chris and Bee is Sorry for Russel.

Bee: “Chris is now in a better place,he will be ok.” 

Russel: “Are you shure?”

Bee: “Ya”

                                                            END

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Michael Afton has my favorite character development of any character ever. And I ain’t talking about the “bullying his little brother to death” to eventually freeing the original four children’s souls thing.

I’m talking about how he gets from this:

But something is wrong with me. I should be dead. But I'm not. I've been living in shadows. There is only one thing left for me to do now. I'm going to come find you... I'm going to come find you.

-this Batman villain type monologue about how he’s going to hunt down his father for everything he did. To this absolute goofster

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Michael Afton has my favorite character development of any character ever. And I ain’t talking about the “bullying his little brother to death” to eventually freeing the original four children’s souls thing.

I’m talking about how he gets from this:

But something is wrong with me. I should be dead. But I'm not. I've been living in shadows. There is only one thing left for me to do now. I'm going to come find you... I'm going to come find you.

-this Batman villain type monologue about how he’s going to hunt down his father for everything he did. To this absolute goofster

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I keep forgetting tumblr exists

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WHOS UR FAVORITE FEARLESS HERO? LEO!!!!

this au was inevitable

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This is now a Puss In Boots Fanpage my apologies to anyone who expected more TMNT content from me 👍

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U r stinky haha yeah

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Has it been long enough that I don't need a spoiler warning? Whatever, RotTMNT movie spoiler warning!

Okay hi hello I just had to scrub through the RotTMNT movie to find what I was talking about and make sure I wasn't imagining it and now my feelings are hurt again <3

Anyway, I feel like a lot of people who write post-movie fics forget that people who were caught in the invasion took pictures of Casey Jr. and of the Krang, and the final shot of a phone says "our heroes" SOOO it's implied people got pictures of the turtles + Splinter and April as well!! Which means people would know they exist, they'd probably be able to go top side out of disguise (I'm living in a blissful world where the government wouldn't try to find them :'))

It's a concept I'm playing around with, but I think it'd be fun if more fics included it!!! Love it when they interact with the people <3<3

(The timestamp of the shot I'm talking about is 1:14 btw, it's a quick shot between Leo getting pulled from the prison dimension and Leo and CJ talking on the roof :D)

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WORKING ON ANOTHER RISE AU BECAUSE MY BRAIN REFUSES TO LET ME FOCUS ON ONE FOR MORE THAN THREE DAYS!!!!1!11!!!!! :DDD

This one is more angsty so I'm excited to write it, I don't write much angst but it's something I enjoy!!! It's fun to put characters in situations :3

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I trust their credentials.

they seem legit

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AU idea from: SkyAzureEclipse on twitter

If anyone has some short prompts or comic ideas please share and I will draw them if I like them

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obligatory tag (heey homie) @beanstalk-nicholas

Oh I have MISSED this au!!!! The first few chapters locked down the first couple episodes for world building totally not because I really like those episodes, which means I can start making the SPN storyline whatever I want! :D

Under the cut is how I think I'll be starting chapter six!! (There's no real context for the sunset duo's scene but the disaster twins' context was close to the end of chapter five </3) (If you've already seen this post no you haven't)

“I canNOT believe you!” Mikey snapped and threw his arms out. Raph sat criss-crossed on the bed, fidgeting with his claws as Mikey stared him down, “I told you to wear a coat!” 

“I’m fine!” 

“I can hear how stuffed you are! Can you even breathe?” 

“Not through my nose,” he pouted.

“Alright, that’s it. You’re stayin’ right there, in that bed, until you’re better.”

“What?” Raph snapped his head up, “Mikey, we got a job, I can’ jus’–”

“You can and you will. I’ll do it myself.” 

“Last time–”

“I know what happened last time,” Mikey stiffened and crossed his arms. His chest throbbed a little as he sighed, “I’m serious, Raph, you need to stay here until you get better.”

“It’s jus’ a cold.”

“When’s the last time you just let yourself be sick?” 

Raph hummed and tilted his head, “I dunno.” 

“Exactly. You deserve to relax, to heal. I’ll go do this hunt, and if you need anything I’m just a call away, okay?” 

“I really don’ like the idea of you doin’ this alone.” 

“I’m a big boy, I can do my own hunt.” 

“Fine. But you better check in with me as much as possible, and if I call you, you answer, got it?” 

“Fine.” 

“Fine.” 



Donnie’s eyebrows were locked in a scowl as Leo took a step back. Leo smiled and placed his hands on his hips, admiring his work, “There! How you feelin’, D? Good? Bad?” 

“Pissed.” 

“Awe, come on,” Leo pouted, “I’m being serious, how’s it feel?” 

Donnie huffed and crossed his arms. His ankle was propped on a pile of pillows, wrapped generously in ice packs. “It feels fine. Thank you.” 

Leo’s face lit up again. He hummed and turned, doing a little dance as he placed a gun in his bag. Donnie pulled his attention from him and grabbed a newspaper. 

“You see this headline?” 

“Mhm, drowning, right?”

“Yeah. Think it’s our kind of thing?” 

“Dunno, I'm gonna go find out." 

“Alone?” 

“Yeah, why not?”

“When was your last solo hunt?” 

“Uh, never? You know how Dad was about me. But I'm a big boy now! I can handle talking to a few small town cops.” 

“Cops? Weren’t you just, oh, I don’t know, arrested?”

“In California!” Leo laughed and closed his bag, “we’re in Wisconsin.” 

“Leo–”

“I’ll be fine!” He threw his bag over his shoulder and turned, “Just take the day off, okay?” 

“Fine, but you’re buying dinner tonight.”

“Fair deal. So, remote’s next to you, got snacks and drinks, crutches beside you just in case, am I forgetting anything?”

“Only my dignity.” 

“Then we’re good! I’ll be back, call if you need anything, okay?”

“Whatever.”

“Love you, ‘Tello!” 

“Love you, ‘Nardo.”

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there’s something about depressed middle aged men that is soooo intriguing to me

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Hmm. Having ideas.

Made their human designs in the sims BECAUSE I STILL CANT FUCKING DRAW and also gave them a mother (may or may not kill her off idk yet)

Very excited to make Casey and April (Casey WILL be goth I don’t make the rules) and then I am going to force the boys into funny silly goofy magical girl/slice of life high school shenanigans

A funny school dance mayhaps??? Funny school dance where Donnie sees fully goth Casey and has a little feelings??

NEED to include Alopex and Jennika btw they might be magic girl VILLAINS!!!! I am having so much fun rn

Thinking about making a tmnt iteration where the turtles are human and their turtle forms are actually like magical girl powers and instead of getting like, straight up pretty wands, they get pretty wand versions of their respective weapons

I think I’m onto something I might’ve cracked the code

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Thinking about making a tmnt iteration where the turtles are human and their turtle forms are actually like magical girl powers and instead of getting like, straight up pretty wands, they get pretty wand versions of their respective weapons

I think I’m onto something I might’ve cracked the code

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POV Michelangelo forgets tumblr exists because he played Security Breach (for research purposes) and rekindled his FNAF hyperfix </3

More turtle stuff incoming soon but I am currently playing around with the FNAF universe (which I may or may not post)