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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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This!

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one thing i love about hades (the game) is the way others interact with achilles, im only 23 hours into the game but i love how some gods will fan girl over him, others will say they wish they met him and nyx will embarrass him and hades will insult you (zag) that achilles is obviously not helping you throw your punches/ain’t fast enough.

all while he stands in his gay little corner, yearning for patroclus. his top, his hairy older boyfriend! GET THIS MAN HIS HUSBAND BACK PLEASEEEE 

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this is it. i‘m leaving. i‘m gone. i‘d do this for free mind you. but jesus christ. i don’t think you understand how badly i need this

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The word you are looking for is an ensemble cast. You like the ensemble cast. Not found family.

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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced

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being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time

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pat 🥰

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some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning

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unfortunately I am a yapper and I am an oversharer i am just not a nonchalant mysterious person

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Anyway, Patroclus didn't die because of Achilles' pride. If Achilles' pride had its way, they would be back in Phthia chilling with their loot.

Patroclus died because of Patroclus's pride*. He put on a demigod's armor and thought, oh, it's on, bitches, and then tried to storm the city of Troy by his own damn self. Got thrown off a wall by a god and then was like fuck that I'm climbing it again. And again. Zero recollection that Achilles told him not to go past the ships, just stab stab fuck yeah

Achilles' plan was solid. It just turns out Patroclus shouldn't be left alone near Trojans.

*Also that whole "Zeus doomed him for his own purposes" thing

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😭😭

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one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

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Immortal mother and her immortalized son

Thetis and Achilles

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on their clit like morse code