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Haha okay April Fools’ Joke over! (The joke was that I was active. Which I’m not anymore.) This blog is gonna go back to being an archive, and you can find me again at @awkwardpines, which I WILL try to be more active on, I promise!

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“Sorry ladies! I would send a couple of those 🌹 memes, but I’ve only got eyes for Sasuke BILL!”

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@captivatinginnocence didn’t ask for a starter but I’m writing her one anyway!

“Hey favorite twin, guess what day it is? I’ve got BIG plans, and the BEST news is: you’re a part of ‘em! Whaddya say, Shooting Star? Ready to make the deal of a lifetime!?”

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Call out post: using the corpse of ya archived blog to fuck around on April the fools, instead if actually replying to threads

Why whatever are you talking about, dear anon? This is my only RP blog - unless you’re talking about my OTHER one, @thecaptainofcrunch. I know I haven’t been active on him as of late, I just hope you can forgive me! uwu

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um hi i don want 2 b r00d but it feels lik ur dip muse is kinda ooc plz delete

Well there’s the door, buddy! 

I’m sorry you don’t realize the GENIUS of my art, but if you really want to criticize me, feel free to offer tips on how to improve! I don’t know how my roleplay could possibly get any BETTER, but if you think you can improve it, be my guest!

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@goldendorito didn’t ask for a starter but I’m writing her one anyway!

“Hey there, BOYFRIEND, wanna kiss && make out? We can even share bodies -- if you’re into that sort of thing!”

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goldendorito:

You know what I take back my promo of this blog it’s trash

Hey, nice to meet you! Sorry, but I would appreciate it if you did NOT reblog my OOC posts without my express permission, please. I know we’re mutuals, and we just met, but calling my blog TRASH isn’t really a nice thing to do!

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Not to namedrop or vague, but when will someone ship B.i.l.l.d.i.p. with me...

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thewiddlestwampire replied to your post: So I know that these tend to go around faster than...

[What are you even]

𝓲 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓃𝑜 𝒾𝒹𝑒𝒶 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒𝑒𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊!

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So I know that these tend to go around faster than an actual traditional promo... Would y’all mind REBLOGGING if you want to interact with a NEW Dipper Pines RP blog? Thanks a bunch! :D

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Moving blogs! Hoping to be more active there. Gonna keep this blog up as an archive, but I’ll be RPing over on the new blog from now on. Thank you <3

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Eff it y’all get the blurry one too

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How to trim your posts on Tumblr, made for @letsmashitup!

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So I’m gonna be here more. Tentatively. If any of my mutuals are still around much, lol. Happy 2017. New year, new me.

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I’ll pay someone to make my journey as an RPer into an anime

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👕

Send me a 👕 and I’ll make a new outfit for your muse in polyvore

Dipper meet 70′s throwback, your new best friend 

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Hey all.

It’s that time of year again, where everyone scrambles to squeeze every last bit of sentimentality out of an otherwise cosmically insignificant completion of the terrestrial rotation cycle. Still, in my thirst for attention and loneliness, I figured I’d be remiss were I not to join in on the festivities myself, especially considering my recent participation in the very same thing on another account. So, in the spirit of celebrating the constant rotation of our planet around the sun, here’s a list of people whose presence I tolerate more than others’ on this website, organized alphabetically for your convenience!

@captivatinginnocence​ - It seems fitting that you’re the first on the list, since you were the first person I talked to about RPing, the person who inspired me to make this blog, and the one who continues to motivate me to this day with her dedication and fascinatingly accurate portrayal of Mabel, as well as consistently entertaining and intriguing conversations OOC. I owe so, so much to you, Diana, and can confidently say I wouldn’t be here without you or your blog. Thank you.

@dexendens​ - There seems to be a trend developing in this list. You, too, were among the very first RPers that I talked to, and you helped me set up my blog, as well as teaching me the basics of Tumblr etiquette and courtesy. Clearly, those paid off, and here we are, both equally questionably active! In the process, though, I made an awesome and interesting friend, and met a writer who I’d gladly recommend to anyone looking for a Pacifica. Thank you, too.

@flannelandchill​ - Ah yes, finally, a (relatively) fresh face! With the sad lack of people RPing everyone’s favorite ginger lumberjack, it was such a surprise - and delight - to see you pop up some seven months ago! Ever since then, I’ve admired your take on Wendy,your dedication to her character and family (Manly Dan’s my favorite), as well as enjoyed the conversations we have, rare as they may be. Clearly, you’re a wonderful writer and friend, and I hope we get to talk more soon.

@goldendorito - It’s weird to think that I’ve known you for years, when in reality, it’s been less than one, but that’s just how it is with you, I guess. We talk nearly every day, and discuss everything from gender politics to the quality of Steven Universe memes, and your constant presence has made a tremendous difference in my life - and I can only hope I’ve done the same for you. Of course, none of this would’ve happened had I not adored your writing too. Honestly, you’re such a role model for me.

@grunkle-stud​ - There has never been someone to so accurately capture the essence of Stanley Pines as Bonesy - both IC and OOC. On multiple occasions, I’ve legitimately seen a post on their blog, and thought to myself, “this is a canon quote, right?” only to find that it was not. From the angsty AF AUs to just general Stan assholery hiding a heart of gold, I can’t express how on-point your Stan is. You’ve taught me so much, and I’m proud to be a part of the Peach Wrangler’s big happy family.

@llamanorthwest - Tots, you’re one of the few blogs on this list that’s younger than I am, and I have to say that it’s been a pleasure to watch you grow, learn, and improve as a writer, and, more recently, as a person. From the group chat to the dash, it’s been a constant pleasure to see you around, whether you’re being sweet as sugar or salty as the ocean. It’s a real shame that we haven’t been able to interact as much as I’d like yet (it’s my fault), and I hope to remedy that in the near future.

@pine-dexter​ - Ah yes, Jenn: another very close friend, who has represented so many things at different points in my RP career. From an idol, to a mentor, to a shoulder to cry on, to equals and sharers in everything from memes to salt. I’d compare our relationship to Dipper and Ford’s from our personal headcanons, especially considering how our conversations tend to seamlessly shift from IC to OOC on the regular,  but that feels a bit on the nose. Regardless, you’re the best.

@pirelien - When first making my blog, my original goal was not to become shipping trash. Sure, I would be open to ideas and exploring relationships if they came up naturally, but it wasn’t my prime directive. Then I met this Pacifica blog and that all changed. For some reason, our muses really clicked for me, and I was filled with the urge to make our muses kiss, to which you happily obliged. In doing so, though, I met a delightful, friendly person, and I’ll never regret sending that first meme. 

@rethink-everything - And here we have the other person who successfully dragged right down into the depths of ship hell. I didn’t even mean to do so, at first. I just wanted to interact with a cool as hell Wendy. But then, things just... developed, and I found my muse’s feelings for Wendy bubbling up again, and I knew it had to be done. Months later, and here we still are, obsessing over our two eggs ‘til the very end. It was a pleasure to meet you, and I look forward to making an omelet soon ;)

@starrypsychic - Andy, or Lando, you’re quite honestly one of the sweetest people I’ve ever met, and I think you have a real talent for building characters. What I mean by that is that you somehow managed to take a widely popular character among the fandom, whose portrayal I tend not to find too interesting in the first place, and make him your own. You made him funny and depressing and realistic and relatable*, and in the process made me fall in love with him (and you).

@sparklesandstarsandstuff​ - My twin! We might as well be family, we’ve been close friends for so long, and I’ve loved every second of it. From unconditional love and support, to fun times memeing and watching shows together, you’re honestly everything I’d hope for in a sibling. I know we sometimes fall out of contact for a while, and that’s entirely my fault, but you’re always right there when I come back, ready to love me with open arms. Can’t express how thankful I am for you, twin.

@wetheremnants​ - I know you from your original Bill blog, and then followed you to your Bucky, and then was elated when I saw that you were remaking Bill not too long ago. I did notice, though, that a couple of things have remained consistent across all three blogs - your excellent writing, and of course, the generous, amazing mun. You’re someone I look up to and admire, and it always disheartens me to see you down on yourself, since your writing possesses quality I can attest to.

@widdleolgideongleeful​ - To round off the list for the year, we’ve got yet another familiar face, someone I looked up to before my RP days, and someone who’s taught me a lot about how to create and write interesting, good characters.This person’s dedication to their character was an inspiration, and contributed a lot to how I write my own Dipper. A hilarious, intelligent, and supportive friend, Booboo is someone I owe a lot of who I am today, at least in the context of Tumblr, to.

And with that, we should be just about wrapping things up! Thanks for sticking with me through my inactivity, y’all! As a resolution, I’ve decided to really motivate myself to come on here more and give people the attention they deserve. I hope you all have a prosperous year moving on, and considering how absolutely 2016 was overall for most of us, it shouldn’t be too hard a record to beat.