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ok but if your dog wasnt a secret werewolf why did my silver bullets work on it

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I loved this era of Steven universe discourse

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Had a coworker tell me they hadn’t texted once because of the time. “I didn’t want to wake you.”

I stared at them through the dawning realization that they lived in a world where that was remotely possible. “My phone is on do not disturb if I’m sleeping. Why would I let random texts wake me up? My sleep is important.”

Equally baffled they replied, “What if someone at work needs you?”

“I am not a manager. No one at work will ever need me badly enough to interrupt my sleep. If I’m not working then there’s no reason to be calling me.”

“Not even if you need to cover?”

I laughed, “I don’t need to cover. They could ask me to cover but good luck getting ahold of me if I’m sleeping.”

They looked distressed at this idea.

To console them I added, “I have important people like my mom and my wife set to override. If they call they get through no matter what.”

There was a small pause before they asked, “You can do that…?”

So friendly reminder. Become unreachable. Work does not need you that badly. Sleep.

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in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

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NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

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when i smoke weed the marijuana smoke makes me feel different than i usually do. does anyone else experience this?

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im starting to understand the utility of the hand emojis. ive always been a 👍 enjoyer. its one of my go-tos. 💪 is also great. But☝️<- this one has been very fun lately. and🫵is also very good. 👆is great for agreeing with somebody and 🙏is good even though i dont actually pray. But it gets my point across. 👋is also great although not the most versatile. same with 👏 and 🤝. 🖕is a classic though. i need to start incorporating more of these ->👊✌️🫳✋🫲🤏🤌

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take me to the moooon 🐄👽🛸

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