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“ london is so nice and clean, i feel so out of place. this isn’t like my city back home, there’s no drug deals happening in every corner ”

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text msg :; all contacts

xavier: ill make them cuter

xavier: idk food idk what do u want

axel: fine, just remember that my left angle is my good angle. i have a weird birthmark on mt right cheek

axel: i want chicken nuggets.

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✉️sms —- foxxy

fox: wait

fox: you don't actually think i'll

fox: holy shit what if i do fall! everyone'll see and i'll probably break something knowing how clumsy i am and then i won't be able to play the rest of the tour

fox: OH NO then a-list will have to find a new guitarist and they'll replace me!!!!!!!!! what am i gonna do? i can't go up there now knowing i won't be in a-list anymore

axel: if you fall then i'll record it. that's what friends are for right?

axel: also, have i mentioned i know how to play six different instruments? and the guitar just happens to be one of them? i could replace you so don't you worry your pretty little face :)

axel: you need to untwist your panties and relax. you'll be fine.

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text msg :; all contacts

xavier: come exploring with me !!

xavier: i'll take cute pictures of you and you'll look cute

xavier: please

axel: first, all my pictures are cute pictures.

axel: second, why do i get out of this?

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“ congratulations, that’s the ultimate achievement, everyone wants to be a rare meme. i’m kinda jealous ”

“ okay, at the airport today, someone sent to me a photo of pepe the frog with my hair in it and called the rare kim pepe. honestly, i’ve never felt so honored. “

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✉️sms —- foxxy

fox: the o2 arena

fox: we're playing at the o2 arena and i think i'm actually fangirling a little

fox: okay... maybe a lot

axel: there's a lot of people watching

axel: i hope you don't fuck up.

axel: imagine if you fell off the stage? that would be hilarious

axel: try not to do it though.

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“ don’t you have people that can fix that for you? some sort of assistant that can tend your everyday needs? ”

‘’ i’ve been STARVING all day. i don’t know why but i’ve barely eaten. i need coffee too – lots of coffee,‘’ the girl said, her fingers pushing her messy hair back behind her ears and away from her eyes. 

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* // &. ░ —  P  L A Y L I S T 

“ people aren’t kind. you aren’t perfect. they aren’t perfect.  no one is. hearts break. you fall in love. you are alive to feel. “

1. BAD HABITS - FIDLAR

“ cause i drink till im mad and i love being sad. oh my god i’m becoming my dad! ”

2. DISDAIN- KNUCKLE PUCK

“ make no mistake, the winds have changed and I'll be catching the resulting tidal waves on an empty slate to the landlocked states ”

3. FIGURING IT OUT - SWMRS 

“ and everybody wants to know themselves, we're too scared, we're still figuring it out ”

4. GODZILLA - WITH CONFIDENCE

“ when you think I'm coming home lock the door leave me alone run into the ocean instead. and I think I'll try and give you up running pretty low on luck covered in the sheets of my bed ”

5 FLUORESCENT ADOLESCENT-  ARTIC MONKEYS

“ discarded all the naughty nights for niceness landed in a very common crisis ”

6. SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE - ALL TIME LOW

“ wake me up say enough is enough i'm dying to live, something's gotta give ”

7. US & OURSELVES - MORNING PARADE

“ it's strange how i still feel nothing, it's strange i feel so undercut.  kick my legs and I surface for air, i'll show you when I'm outta luck ”

8. THE BIRD AND THE WORM - THE USED. 

“ he wears his heart safety pinned to his backpack, his backpack is all that he knows. shot down by strangers whose glances can cripple the heart and devour the soul ”

9. WALK - FOO FIGHTERS

i never wanna die. i'm on my knees, I never wanna die. i'm dancing on my grave i'm running through the fire forever, whenever i never wanna die

10. DO BETTER - SAY ANYTHING 

“ you could do better you could be the greatest man in the world ”

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“ whatever, children are useless members of society anyway. speaking of children, how are you, pal? ”

｡. : ✧    “ WELL don’t be stupid now. it’s not legal to serve underrated children alcohol. they can die, and death is a very big lawsuit just in case you were wondering. ”

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“ was? i’m pretty sure you still are ” he responded, a smile appeared on his features  before raising a brow in confusion “ is there a difference? ”

“i had mine at fifteen, my first house party–– don’t make fun, i was a late starter.” he smiled lopsidedly, blinking quickly. “out, or out-out??” excitement perked him up as he stared at the older. 

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it was okay. see that’s bullshit, i’m a grown adult and i love universal. i’m all about magic and shit. 

Did you at least enjoy it even without actual beer in it? even if they are paying they go there for their kids.

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“ have no idea what any of that shit means but i’m sorry for your loss. it sounds like big deal, you should get the police involved, hell if i were you i would send a letter to the white house demanding justice ”

“four hundred dollars. i spent over four HUNDRED dollars on those fucking lipkits to be robbed by that big lipped baboon. not only was true brown k, 22, kourt k, and freedom c o m p l e t e l y empty, i spent an entire check on those half full bottles. this is the last time i decide to buy something from those beauty gurus on youtube.”

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I’ve got more wit A better kiss Hotter touch A better fuck Than any boy you’ll ever meet

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text ✉ Edgar Allan Poo

ingrid: do you need some ice for that burn?

ingrid: no, but i lost my virginity when i was like fifteen so of course i've slept with somebody?!

axel:no fuck you.

axel: i meant lately, like is our little competition still on?

axel: ALSO. i bought you something at universal. :)

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i wanted to be a tourist for a day, it was a fun trip, it could’ve been improved but life ain’t perfect. what about you, princess? did you do something productive or did you stay in all day watching netflix like a sad soccer mom.

well, you decided to spend your free time where every child in the world wants to be. so no one to really blame but yourself. could have just hit a bar.

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“ hi, i’m from oakland, i don’t know how to take care of a kid but i know how to grow an entire cannabis garden ”

“Checking out where everyone on this tour hails from is insane because everyone’s from somewhere cool and I’m just chilling here like ‘hi I’m from Canada’.”

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“ isn’t it lovely that we get to spend a whole year together? i for one, can’t wait ”

“ i’m so STOKED to finally be on tour ?? this is going to be huge for us and i can’t wait to visit some new places the girls and i haven’t been to yet !!, i’m so excited and i just can’t hide it..”