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Imagine you see a stray cat and you go "I know youre not supposed to but i'll buy it a little treat" and then several years later you get framed for murder and it turns out the cat orchestrated it bc it's paying you back and trying to keep you safe by making you go on the run out of town while it kills everyone left. That happened to shen yuan but it was a snake

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Its him! The poster girl for Perfect Mental Health™!

[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Binghe, shown smiling with hearts in his eyes and a heart-shaped zuiyin while his head is surrounded by a cloud of the word "shizun" over and over. End ID]

-ID beautifully provided by @nebulations Thank you!

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finally punished for his hammy crimes

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awakening of the creator

(the system sucks)

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Uh

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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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On the first try

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Late Father’s Day Dadmight

Quick little sketch nothing special but ya know

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You break me

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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden

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There are a lot of plausible ways that things could go if Shen Yuan met Shen Jiu when they're both grown adults, but for my money the funniest is if they just immediately start trying to maim each other.

Shen Yuan is wondering if there's some sort of mandate of the "if you meet your double you have to kill him" style in effect, but no. It's just that he's still way more pissed off about the child abuse against Binghe than he realizes, while Shen Jiu's reaction to seeing anyone who reminds him of himself is to try and destroy them. There's not a lot of thinking or finesse involved, so they basically go from zero to "rolling in the dirt trying to claw each other's eyes out" with no warning.

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Meeting genuine adults that think legal = good, illegal = bad is so bizarre, like bro not even the law itself agrees that that is a good ethical framework

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This shirt came to me in a vision

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A fun lil 'what if' for @artsarasp 's system possession au~

Context: binghe ignored the commands of the other PLs and snuck onto QJP (aka he fucked around and found out)