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my muse the steve. couldn't stop drawing him

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Le Désespéré

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A typo is a kind of mistake that it wasn't possible to make 200 years ago. Continuity errors in film is another one. Forgetting to charge a device. In the future we'll be making mistakes we can't even imagine right now.

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I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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the four most important cities in the usa are las vegas (<- featured in fallout new vegas), new orleans (<- featured in interview with the vampire), new york city (<- featured in the muppets take manhattan), and lawrence kansas (<- featured in supernatural). and we dont have any other cities. theres no more. thats all.

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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If you know you know😭

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I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

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social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

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Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

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i think if you have a crush on someone that isnt into you the same way you should be able to throw up horrible black goo for about 10 minutes to make the crush go away

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My friend told me to do it and I couldn't say no

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hey I don't think I've posted them together before

and this technically doesn't belong but it's important

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