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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man

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my sewing machine does exactly one thing, and yet every single time I try to sew something with it I feel like I've put my baby in the pelican's mouth. over and over again.

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What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

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Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

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Stunning polished slab of fossiliferous limestone! Check out the amazing detail of these ancient creatures.

Photo Gelerypetriefiedwood

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Dragon Snake aka Javan Mud Snake (Xenodermus javanicus), family Xenodermidae, Indonesia

The only member of its genus.

Semi-aquatic and semi-fossorial.

photograph by Colin Brahim

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY August 21, 2025 In this predawn skyscape recorded during the early morning hours of August 13, mostly Perseid meteors are raining down on planet Earth. You can easily identify the Perseid meteor streaks. They're the ones with trails that seem to converge on the annual meteor shower's radiant, a spot in the heroic constellation Perseus, located off the top of the frame. That's the direction in Earth's sky that looks along the orbit of this meteor shower's parent, periodic Comet Swift-Tuttle. Of course the scene is a composite, a combination of about 500 digital exposures to capture meteors registered with a single base frame exposure. But all exposures were taken during a period of around 2.5 hours from a wind farm near Mönchhof, Burgenland, Austria. Red lights on the individual wind turbine towers dot the foreground. In their spectacular close conjunction, bright planets Jupiter and Venus are poised above the eastern horizon. Image: https://ift.tt/PzhNIuJ via NASA https://ift.tt/cFk0QhA APOD --> https://ift.tt/Tbh2SGr

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I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It's the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.

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Da sind gerade zwei Typen auf der Straße unter meinem Fenster durchgelaufen und haben geredet, bis der eine sich unterbrochen hat und super fröhlich meinte "Wallah Sternennacht, Diggie schau mal wie nice der Himmel ist!" und ich finde alles daran ist wundervoll

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birds

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parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function