she/they; writing, baking, wild assortment of fandoms, witchcraft
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FUCKING REBLOG TO CAST NOW
#PLEASE#please please please#pleaseeeee#please im desperate#please im begging#I NEED IT#IT#I NEED IT TO HAPPEN#fuck the orange man#ROT THE ORANGE
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He’s always calling them the odd couple and I’m here for it
Jake Abel’s ass is just as delusional as us. 15x19 NEVER happened and midam is alive and well

#PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE HIM THE FUNDING TO MAKE A SPIN OFF ABOUT THEM#MIDAM#jake abel#adam milligan#michael spn#Midam is so dear to me#they’re my favorite#ugh I love them#they hurt me so much#AHHHH
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"I asked Grok.""I asked Chat gpt." ok, well, i asked Sam winchester, and he said,"So get this...

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"But you'd be an amazing mother!"
I'd probably also be very good at being a serial killer, but I guess I'm never finding that out for myself either, huh.
#don’t test me#I can’t keep having this conversation#feminism#seriously though#fuck the patriarchy#WOMEN ARENT WOMBS
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Like to charge reblog to cast
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The average American eats 1.3E-4 lbs of glue a year factoid is just statistical error. The average person eats 0 lbs of glue. The girl (me) gluing her broken nail back together and then consuming glue by contact is an outlier and should not have been counted.
#the average person eats 3 spiders a year factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person eats 0 spiders per year.#Spider Georg#Spider Georg—who lives in a cave and eats over 10000 spiders each day—is an outlier and should not be counted#glue#gluing broken nails#women in STEM solutions#I’ve done this multiple times#me and Elmer’s glue against the world
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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
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As an American, it is extremely funny to me that the lone American contestant on Taskmaster was, naturally, an ace at a challenge about fast food
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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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big fan of the idea of spn announcing their doing a supernatural spin-off, slowly teasing it, hyping it up, just for it to be announced that it’s a michael and adam focused spin-off. and the entire fandom’s like “oh…” except for the maybe 201 people who are experiencing the happiest moment of their entire life
#I’d kill for this actually#Jake Abel#he’s plotting this I swear#Midam#I am one of those 201 people who would go FERAL
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Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.
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“You don’t face your fears, you ride them” oh no an emo socialist cowboy nooooo im so afraid
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how i feel telling everyone horner has been sacked

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Listen.
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
Reblog To Save Life
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