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Quedate en el auto hasta que termine la canción

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My Nervous System: [launching into a panic attack] Everything is out to get you YOU ARE GOING TO DIE YOU'RE DYING RIGHT NOW!!

My cat: [immediately jumping onto my chest] I am a 10lb creature vibrating at a soothing frequency. We are friends. Everything is fine.

Me: You're both making some excellent points but I think I'm going with the cat on this one.

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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

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Como que sos intolerante a la lactosa hdp y yo que hago con la docena de facturas

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Enough with bedrotting and also enough with living your life through the veil of Routines and Habits. What u need is to live ur life like it’s a bizarre 1969 avante grade art film documenting the life of an 18th century poet and musician through abstract visual-poetic representations

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Ibuprofen save me. Save me. Save me ibuprofen you must save me you must rescue my gay ass

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compilation

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did they,,, you know, exchange ornaments?

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Why are subtitles censored what the fuck are you trying to do they’re saying sex out loud you can write it down don’t worry nobody’s gonna be mad bro

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bed rot instagram | bluesky | patreon

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Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

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“anatomy of a hug” by luna lu

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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...