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YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR

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HOW TRUSTWORTHY THE SIGNS ARE

Aries: 47% trustworthy, they’ll always stick up for you and will cheer you on but aren’t good with long-term friendships or secrets

Taurus: 30% SURPRISE! They always put themselves first and can’t be counted on to keep promises

Gemini: 55%, you can generally trust them… unless they’re in one of their moods

Cancer: 75%, but to be honest they’re only trustworthy out of habit. They’re not used to being snitching bitches 

Leo: 88%; they’re self absorbed and a little scattered but loyal to the core

Virgo: 98% trustworthy: they really only break a promise or let you down if you really, really screwed them over

Libra: 50%; they treat you exactly how you treat them, remember that…

Scorpio: 100%…. once they decide they care about you. If they don’t, they won’t do diddly squat for you

Sagittarius: 45%, they generally mean well but are too scatterbrained and flighty to really help you out

Capricorn: 85% trustworthy. They do what’s expected of them, nothing more, nothing less.

Aquarius: 79%. Like Virgo, they only screw you over if you screw them first… but they have a lower bullshit tolerance

Pisces: 60%. They try their best not to hurt you, but their habit of lying and hiding things always ends badly.

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LITten hahaha get it omg I ca-

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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

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i cant believe marijuana was born today. happy birthday weed

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What If Wednesday

Time for What If Wednesday! Ask a question, get a question!

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420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.

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mood

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I’M GONNA PHYSICALLY HARM SOMEONE!!!!

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Deep Frog

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(via theblessedone)

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A Serious Game for Serious People

AKA

Someone who has never played The Secret World please explain these images

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I like how Sharkboy and Lavagirl is becoming a meme from that one scene in the movie but the whole movie is literally meme worthy you’re barely scraping the top of the memeburg my friends

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Public Service Announcement:  @jfennley has never watched Shark Boy and Lava Girl.