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Really hate to say this but reading Naruto did irreparable damage to some of y’all’s social and mental development

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Fallout 4 companions as dril tweets

Codsworth: i just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive screamed in.

Hancock: I GOT -SUCKED OFF- AT HISTORIC COLONIAL WILLIAMSBURG.

Nick valentine: i am notr, nor ever have been, a nerd, and i have used some very powerful swear words on this website that would blow most nerds socks off.

Deacon: every now and then i like to treat myself to a bit of “Lying under oath”

Cait: what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger (( gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things ))

Danse: yes trolls. Unlike you, i have a brain. It’s called a “JOB”.

X6-88: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flashes before my eyes* whoa! This is awkward. *the cries of millions suffering echo* damn that’s weird.

Preston: “ah boo hoo hoo i want to post foul comments to content leaders” fat chance, dimwit. I will annihilate you under Bulwork of the law and god.

Maccready: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill I found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah….that’s greenbacks baby.

Strong: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you “blocked”

Curie: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win the lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud.

Piper: and the final word i leave all you pitiful cowards upon this sinful night is “truth”…hold it clos.e…use it…thank you

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Deacon, making finger guns at Danse: hey gorgeous ;)))

Danse:….

Danse: fucking pull the trigger, you coward.

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how was this show even real

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Just to put things in perspective.

I bet whenever Oryx takes a shit he’s like “Man that’s Bigger than my dead son”

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Destiny 1 raids: Slay the dynasty of hateful and slavering gods which has reached out to snuff the light of our worlds. Pierce the prized vault of the Vex. Break the defiled Fallen usurpers on your blades.

Destiny 2 raids: Survive a deranged alien plutocrat’s relay-race of death-traps and clean up the absurd messes he is constantly making through shear hubris and narcissism on his giant golden fish-ship. Kill Mara Sov’s manipulative pet iquana. Psyche! You made everything worse! What’s that? Knock knock. Duul Incâru is here! The Fallen are metal gear fans and oh god Calus is making messes again someone please stop him he put an eldritch diadem on a giant baby and now Savathûn is controlling the giant baby through the Crowny of Frowny.

Someone please stop Calus he is making the Psions write fanfiction again.

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on god bruh

Eris Morn makes me w e a k

that’s my big tiddy goth gf

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:)

god I cannot fucking stand Toland at all

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I’m stealing this idea from another blog, and changing it a little! Everyone who reblogs this by the 31st will get a ghost-type baby Pokemon for spookytimes!

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guess what guys

Happy Bi Day of Visibility!!!!!

I’m ECSTATIC y’all. As a bi woman, I’m often the butt of a lot of biphobia, even in my own community. Hopefully, you all take time to reflect on the fact that just because you’re bi doesn’t make you any less a member of the LGBTQ community or any less a wonderful human being. I love all of you so much and I hope you’re having a wonderful day!!!!!

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Help needed for newborn kittens!

Hey guys! So as your may or may not know, my partner @cassasart and i had a VERY pregnant, VERY skinny cat hanging around our new apartment after we moved in. She had a filthy collar on that was falling apart and kept trying really hard to come inside, meowing at the door. She was obviously not feral, but probably abandoned. We set up bedding and kept feeding her while we discussed how we could help. Eventually, we reached the decision to adopt her, and lovingly named her Beau!

We set up a (free) vet appointment and brought her inside the night before. Because of how malnourished she was, we were uncertain if she or the babies would make it if/when she gave birth. While at the vet, we found that she didn’t have a microchip, and when they took her for a ultrasound…

Boom! Labor! And a few hours later, we had seven whole healthy kittens, pictured here at 2 weeks old!

The babies were born on August 24th. It is September 8th, 2019 at the time of my writing this post, and after much fretting over the mom’s and the babies’ medical treatment, and radio silence from the adoption groups in the SA area, we decided to ask for help. 

We need money for vet care and food for Beau and her babies! 

Mom went into labor at the vet before she could be tested for any significant diseases, and we need vet support to make sure the kittens grow up healthy and make it to adoption age!

We have calculated that for the next 6 weeks, we will need up to $500 to ensure that all necessary medical care can be given and so we can provide all necessary supplies for these babies! 

I have attempted to reach out to shelters and foster groups for support, but have yet to hear back due to the high volume of stray pets in my city. Anything helps, even just reblogs! We want to make sure that these kittens stay healthy and make it to good homes!!

TL;DR: We need money for the vet care of 7 kittens and their mother! Every reblog and every little bit donated would be a huge help!

https://www.paypal.me/paulacassa

0/500

Thank you for your support!!!!!

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Oh, yeah babey,

worm time .

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Dungeons & Destiny beta v0.7, D&Destiny’s first public beta, is now live, FOR FREE, on our website! Download the Player’s Guidebook here and start your tabletop adventure in the universe of Destiny!

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boy oh boy am i sorry

Wow, it’s been TOO long. I took sort of a mental health break from a lot of my social media and, unfortunately, that included my favorite one. I haven’t been on Destiny, either, as I felt like nothing interested me at all. My heart and mind are at peace and I’m ready to get back to shitposting. To the 8(?) people that follow me, hello babies I missed you.

It’s shitpost time

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Please read and help me. I am 18, pregnant, disabled and trapped with my abuser.

I had made another post but today (July 17) my account was randomly TERMINATED with no explanation or warning. I was able to get my account back but my post with over 2000 notes has been completed deleted so I have to go through explaining my trauma AGAIN and lost all of the notes Id had.

TLDR: Im Emma, Im 18, pregnant, mentally ill and disabled, lgbt, and stuck living with my increasingly abusive (physically, sexually, emotionally) boyfriend and am unable to recieve medical help or help from the law. I need to leave AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. This isnt my first post but past posts have not recieved enough attention or were deleted.

cashapp: $dietseasprite

venmo: @seasprite

paypal: teamaexis@gmail.com

I dont want to go over this again but I started living with my bf when I was 17 because I was also being abused severely at home. I thought he could understand me bevause we both had mental problems and he seemed very sweet. After awhile he started getting very strange, manipulative, paranoid, checking my phone and taking it, locking the door and refusing to let me leave. He has threatened to let me sleep on the street because of his paranoia that I am cheating on him/trying to hurt him/ect. He has stopped taking his medication and I can no longer handle the abuse at this point. He has put his hands on me, forced and threatened me into sex. He belittles me for being disabled, calls me stupid, calls me a slut, he is homophobic because he realizes I am bisexual and thinks girls are only for men. It would take too long to list everything I've been through because of him.

I will be homeless if I dont leave because I cant just handle only putting my own life at risk. I know if he realizes I am pregnant he will react very badly. I have tried calling the police on him (which he holds over me now) but they did not have enough evidence of crime. He has a long record of violence but because he is mentally ill he goes to a hospital and then gets out when he becomes violent or threatening and then it happens again when he is off of his meds.

My parents have cut me off for leaving and refuse to support me despite begging for help. I am trying to reach out to all services suggested without raising attention but have found no help. If anyone has anything to spare, I can afford an apartment on my own with my disability income but I need help affording the application fees, deposit/move in costs and I need medical attention soon. I can pay my own rent from there on and be okay.

Im so so sorry. I didnt want to remake this post but my account and the previous post were deleted after getting so much traction. I am frustrated, terrified, having a lot of physical and emotional symptoms and have no way to get help until I can get out. He is only getting worse and I'm afraid I might die here. Anything helps, even boosting even if you already have before.