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ah. i see you've already met my esteemed weed butlers, jointsworth and bluntsworth
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what other horror icons should i make into stupid little dummies
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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

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they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it
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I miss 100% of the shots I don't take
I miss 100% of the shots I do take
I am banned from the sniper training academy
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baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.
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Wexler and McGill are here fur you! 🐺🐱
[Retro commission for GayFeatherStar]
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Not our Jimmy! Couldn't be cunty Jimmy! Serving them blind! And SHE gets to be America's next drag superstar? What a sick joke!
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don’t know why i kept these to myself. enjoy
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I just found the scariest Gary Larson cartoon. Like what the hell
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My chronic illnesses are making me ill, chronically, once more. Everybody focus their psychic beams at that rat bastard god and together we'll make that pompous sleazebag regret giving us free will. And psychic beams.
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