Melanie and Charlotte met at college. Turns out they're both totally crazy. Fuckery and douche-baggery abound. All posts are the original brain children of Melanie and Char. They're also all perfect.
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Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
BuzzFeed published a report claiming that Tumblr was utilized as a distribution channel for Russian agents to influence American voting habits during the 2016 presidential election in Feb 2018.
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Goodness Gracious
Whiny people annoy me to high heavens. Either suck it up and stop bitching, or do something about it and stop bitching. Either way the bitching has to stop. The world never changed because of bitching. That's my advice for the new year: STOP BITCHING AND DO SOMETHING.
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Hey, Char what did you do Christmas eve?
... well here yah go
Merry Christmas bitches.
Actually I just think Pat Benatar is hot.
For additional fun please see Frontier Psychiatrist by the Avalanches
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All I Want to Do
Is watch Pussy Cat Doll videos and think about fucking some guy I know who's not my boyfriend. Is that so wrong?
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I don't care that its Tuesday, I'm studying to this.
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4.5 Hours of sleep over the last 2 days, Come at Me World!!!
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I know right?
#No sleep til my paper is done#and I'm not working on my paper#dammit#Why do I even leave bed#Ever#Char
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Oh dear god,
I know we said we would have to avoid cute animal posts....
But sweet Jesus.
Puppy Burrito.
This is what I do instead of studying.
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The thing about cross dressing...
So I told my boyfriend he should wear a corset to the gay club tonight with Char, Alexis, and I.
He thought I was kidding. I wasn't.
Char was the only one who knew I wasn't.
But seriously...Cross dressing for the win.
#Mel#Melanie#Char#Charlotte#Cross Dressing#Sexy as fuck#Corsets are delightful#Can't wait to dance tonight
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Oh my Lord, Char and I need these.
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Yes. My thoughts exactly.
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What I Ate Today
Cookies and Mountain Dew. Finals are taking their toll. I regret nothing.
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Winter Sucks Because...
I get cold when I don't wear clothes. Fuck it, I'll be naked anyway.
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My and my girlfriend's pillow chat
(after comparing lady bits)
Alexis: See if you were a guy you'd totally have a huge penis. Like it never work, your giant penis would break me.
Me: ...
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Me. All day every day.
#Hater gonna hate#keep on trucking#its fine#Mel in the background :I am gonna jizz everywhere#ok#b-tsh-t#tired#but yes#char
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Yes! Pay Attention to me!
she whispered at her computer.
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