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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

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the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

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day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

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internet pro tip, you can go to ANY internet browser, type in "tiny kitty cat", then click on images. you gotta try it

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Recycled tumblr humor

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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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heed his warning

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E, F, G, H... I... fuck what comes after I

the very next letter:

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The highest quality lieblingsfach you’ve ever seen

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Source

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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People should use this text embellishment more

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