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K is actually much more autistic coded than Evan but you guys are too racist to have that conversation

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One thing about Brennan is that when he talks about wild shit he's done, he knows the EXACT numbers. "I stayed awake for 81 hours" eighty one hours? That is such a specific amount. How did you calculate that?? How did you know when the staying awake started and ended? In response to "have you ever got back with an ex" he says "eight times, nine times together in total" very easily, like he already internally recorded that, he COUNTED. How would you even remember after the fourth or fifth time, do they not start to blur together? I love when people give Specifics in their life stories.

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brennan owns my heart because his reaction to his friends asking izzy “wdym you’re pissing right now as we speak” was to go “my wife is HEAVILY PREGNANT let her PISS!”

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monét’s slumber party coming out every two weeks instead of every week

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Saying "ow" not because it hurts but because it seems to be the correct thing to say at the moment is such a weird human trait.

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to summarize: it’s bi visibility day. gender is cascading. someone needs to call 911

no context stills:

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Me to myself at any given moment:

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if i know Literally Anything about dimension 20, it’s that i can safely bet on rashab being a canon character by the end of this season in one way or another

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Ok after that adventuring party I’m so curious, who actually has the highest kill count in all of d20?

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Sorry no, Russel stopping doing his shmaltz as Jennifer to see if people thought it "looked fake" Is SOOOO T-WOMAN CODED WOWWWWWWW

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My completely irrelevant theory about Never Stop Blowing Up and why all these characters are in the same movie is that it was a big cross-over event in the nineties. Think 'That's SO-Suite Life-of Hannah Montana'

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ally beardsley if you're listening i pray that you give us the beautiful transfemme russell storyline i could sense in my soul the moment i first saw him (her). amen.

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after brennan's rant about physical media in ep1 of never stop blowing up i would have personally found a way to release at least that campaign as physical media. like if i worked for dropout that would be The piece of merch for the season. i get it definitely would be more expensive but it would also be so perfect and i would find a way

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Okay is it just me or does Russel feel queer, like more than he is just inherently by being an Ally character?

Hes got hella fruity vibes.

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

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i have normal and usual feelings about ally beardsley this season