Hey I'm Emalyn, 27, she/her, Canadian. This blog is pretty much a huge mess of many fandoms, D&D, shitposting, memes, and random things I find amusing
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She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.
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I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...
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i would Never cop a feel. thats disgusting. now, social worker a feel, thats different. i could see myself on board with that.
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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I have responsibilities like self torment and isolation
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while my guitar cries so hard it throws up
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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.
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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post
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While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.
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