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You cannot convince me that Luxu just hung out for several hundred years and didn't accidentally spawn a whole bunch of folklore/cryptid-esque reputation. There's a world out there where it's considered an ill omen to name your child anything starting with br-, lest they be taken by The Man With No Face. I bet there's a world out there where he's a stock character in the comedia del arte.

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Lets be set up to fail by MoMa!

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its been so many years

i just want out of here

if i see anyone i know i will drown them in a lake

please get me out of this abyss

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I think my Chirithy just stole somebody’s modded 3ds

you should probably ask them why LMAO

also that person probably wants it back

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😰😟

damnnn....

um. master invi. how did they uh. take your eyes? in the war? 😟

sorry if you don't wanna answer this 😶

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Ice cream scoop and a paperclip

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I am not immune to Dearly Beloved

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MY CHIRITY JOINED ME FOR A SHOWER AND WHEN WE TOOK A WALK AFTER SOMEONE GRABBED HIM AND STARTED SUCKING ON IT. GET YOUR OWN DAMN WATER WHAT THE HELL MY CHIRITHY

this is why I'm locked up in my houseeeee ��😭😭😭😭

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genuine question, are your asks and comments off on purpose?

ITS NYOT OVER. IM SO THIRSTY.

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ah heck this was supposed to go on my main blog but. It shall stay. I like it and idk it's relevant enough

Can a yuri lesbian and a yaoi lesbian truly be together?

Social identity branches out in all directions, like a fractal. You subdivide your traits and distinctions until a new set of niche descriptors satisfies your ever-growing urge for place. These are merely social shackles. They share the same genealogy that cis people share for the term 'heterosexual'. It's all a grift, a waste of your mental energy. You are self-ensnared by fictitious social-jargon, but it should mean nothing to you, truly. When one realizes that it can never end, that the fractal is truly infinite, you make an active choice to abandon the search for the bottom, lest risk drowning in its spiral. You could merely accept that you love yuri lesbians AND yaoi lesbians, that you love lesbians, that you love yaoi, it doesn't fucking matter. You simply love what you love.

Look at yourself in the mirror. is that a person who lives under the perfect categorical definition of any-one kind of person? You know it doesn't. So why do we believe these niche terms help define our role as human beings? Does it bring you comfort to have these self-appointed titles? Do you feel safe surrounded by people who call themselves the same things you do? Or is it merely a glass shield protecting you from a scary truth: that you can be anyone, and do anything? Having that much freedom is scary, but it also means you're never beholden to the restrictive nature of category ever again.

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Can a yuri lesbian and a yaoi lesbian truly be together?

Social identity branches out in all directions, like a fractal. You subdivide your traits and distinctions until a new set of niche descriptors satisfies your ever-growing urge for place. These are merely social shackles. They share the same genealogy that cis people share for the term 'heterosexual'. It's all a grift, a waste of your mental energy. You are self-ensnared by fictitious social-jargon, but it should mean nothing to you, truly. When one realizes that it can never end, that the fractal is truly infinite, you make an active choice to abandon the search for the bottom, lest risk drowning in its spiral. You could merely accept that you love yuri lesbians AND yaoi lesbians, that you love lesbians, that you love yaoi, it doesn't fucking matter. You simply love what you love.

Look at yourself in the mirror. is that a person who lives under the perfect categorical definition of any-one kind of person? You know it doesn't. So why do we believe these niche terms help define our role as human beings? Does it bring you comfort to have these self-appointed titles? Do you feel safe surrounded by people who call themselves the same things you do? Or is it merely a glass shield protecting you from a scary truth: that you can be anyone, and do anything? Having that much freedom is scary, but it also means you're never beholden to the restrictive nature of category ever again.

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dude i think that was mom possesing cruella deville

they could be the same person for all i know anyway

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just watched a Chirithy get jumped by two other chirithies to steal a bottle of water. I hate this place.

guys no! the chirithys! leave them alone 😟

it's like they're rabid out there, jumping each other and attacking. but like, it's kind of worse, cause they don't even use teeth or claws, they just grab and pull and kinda smother you with their soft bodies. they use their cuddle powers for evil and it works! aahhh!

... do chirithys even have to drink water?

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oh my gosh hi ephemer! I haven't seen you in ages. Daybreak town is, well. Not quite quieter, but something like that, without you. How are things where you are? (Also where... where is that???? Is that a statue of you?? Good job 🫰)

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hi there!! I agree, things have really gotten quiet over there. Not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing…

If Scala’s doing good, then I’m doing good. And a statue…oh that! Yeah, that’s been there a while. It’s definitely a work of art…but a little embarrassing on my end, if I’m being honest 😅

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"every fandom space is crazy, fans are just like that" fr but those khuxdrml fans are a different breed..... I'm worried they got rabies

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great question! where's the answer? another great question! am I deflecting? wow we've got such an inquisitive audience today

excuse me master Gula, your bio says you're looking for the traitor. But master, what if YOU'RE the traitor? 😟

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By looking for the traitor, that proves I'm not the traitor because The Master tasked me with looking for the traitor. If I were the traitor, I just wouldn't look for a traitor and pretend I got a different role

I think?

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excuse me master Gula, your bio says you're looking for the traitor. But master, what if YOU'RE the traitor? 😟

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By looking for the traitor, that proves I'm not the traitor because The Master tasked me with looking for the traitor. If I were the traitor, I just wouldn't look for a traitor and pretend I got a different role

I think?

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i went around asking and i think theres like 5 people plus a bunch of heartless at fault for the water. and now only people without darkness have water what the heck!!

I'm so dehydrated 😞