I stuck a twig up my nose once and i swear i hit my brain.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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IM GOING TO TRY AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT ARENT DIRK.
SOMEONE TALK TO ME. QUICKLY!!!!! IT IS OF THE UP MOST IMPORTANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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misdemeaner replied to your post:misdemeaner replied to your post:misdemeaner...
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I would kiss you ON the kisser. Not in it.
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misdemeaner replied to your post:misdemeaner replied to your post:misdemeaner...
Kiss me in the kisser instead. :*
In the kisser? That would be awkward.
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misdemeaner replied to your post:misdemeaner replied to your post:misdemeaner...
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cmere, i need to pop you in the kisser.
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misdemeaner replied to your post:misdemeaner replied to your post:DIRK HELP. MY LEG...
Nahhh.
SURE SEEMS LIKE IT.
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misdemeaner replied to your post:DIRK HELP. MY LEG IS THROBBING.
I could make something else throb if you know what I mean.
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I JUST PLUCKED A HAIR FROM MY LEG.
THAT IS A PAIN NO MAN SHOULD HAVE.
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You are such a BABY.
OVER AND DONE, YOU BIG BULLY.
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misdemeaner replied to your post:misdemeaner replied to your post:I stopped the war...
8( I have a Jake leg fetish.
Um. So youll bite another jake leg? Now IM offended!!
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misdemeaner replied to your post:I stopped the war and now im literally just...
I’ll bite your leg.
Youre so gross what the heck, dirk??
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I stopped the war and now im literally just rubbing my hand up and down my leg because its so hairy and feels funny.
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