Oliver |They/them| 25 “We are at once far too powerful and not nearly powerful enough.” -John Green
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"Capitalism is temporary. Dykes are forever"
Seen in NYC
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Everything is so rushed. People in their twenties complaining about being old, sped up songs, sped up videos, too many things to do in such a short time. We have lost the art of lingering.
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what new dating sim are you people playing now. why do i keep seeing a white guy with a board game piece on his head. stop it
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we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind
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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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need two vampire ladies to have an indirect kiss using me
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start testosterone now. the world needs more hot tboys more than ever before now
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My grandpa and a girl he knew prior to my grandma. Wild gun safety but they’re both about 90 these days so guess they really dodged that bullet
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dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?
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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
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engaging in a high risk behavior (lying back down after my alarm already went off)
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