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I wanna see B and Jo on the same team. I think their character dynamic would be hilarious.

Jo attempts to break down a door and B stands and watches her slam her full body against a steel door like 5 times before finally stopping her and revealing he had a lock pick the whole time. Two episodes later, b is trying to plan how to move a giant chest or something and getting frustrated and jo just picks it up and walks away like: "c'mon silent treatment, we have a challenge to win."

somehow they manage to get into heated arguments without b even saying anything. He's straight up disregarding most of her attempts to take charge of the team, and she's openly belittling most of his, but they're still somehow a good team. he uses her as a test subject and she uses him as a punching bag. scott calls b "beverly" again and jo just appears behind him with a large rock like some kind of pro-trans apparition. they vote for each other in every other elimination. no one knows if they're friends or enemies not even them. it's great.

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*Stands up on my podium* I don’t think team amazon is that great.

I don’t think they’re the best team ever in all of tdi

I don’t even think they’re the best team in world tour

I will elaborate if this gets 20 notes

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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The last days of the petition against conversion therapy are FASCINATING to watch. I have been following it pretty closely for almost a year now, and the progress was, above all, steady. There was this jump when some algorithm in Finland picked it up, but even that was local.

And now, everyone is panicking.

Which really shows.

These past three or four days, multiple countries have reached the threshold. Even more notably, the number of signatures in total, the ones that we need to get one million of, are growing rapidly. There are only 400'000 signatures missing. Two days ago, it was closer to 600'000.

You can see the progress here:

Consider joining the fun by making everyone around you sign it!

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B's camera dying midway through his audition tape is actually so fucking funny to me because it means that one of two things had to happen.

1. He recharged the camera, reshot his audition tape, and then accidentally submitted the wrong one

or

2. He didn't reshoot it. he just gave up and sent it in as is

I'm inclined to believe the latter, but both are very funny to me.

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"the strongest piece of evidence supporting B being trans is his name-" WRONG. The strongest piece of evidence that supports B being trans is the fact that he came to a summer camp wearing three layers of clothing

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walk with me. jog if you must, but please.

B x Lightning.

quiet kid and his loud ass boyfriend.

"they barely interact in canon!"

shut it. they're cuddling right now

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i wish B hadn't gotten eliminated when he did. incredible things would have happened had he made it to Grand Chef Auto

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so a practice ive begun engaging with is something I'm calling "bullshit drawing" (im sure this is just doodles but whatever) where i just grab a pen and start drawing shit with little regard for accuracy. just vibes and getting something down on paper. forces me to just start drawing shit without worrying about whether it looks right or not

anyways here's a b and dawn bullshit drawing that i did on a kitchen check sheet at work

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equally funny dynamic is that they are dating, but no one realizes it bc they act exactly the same as they have been the entire time

i love B and Dawn as a ship as much as the next guy but, walk with me here;

the funniest dynamic for them to me is that they're not dating, have absolutely no romantic interest in each other and are both incredibly confused as to why everyone thinks they're a couple, in spite of the fact that oftentimes they act more like a couple than Mike and Zoey, an actual couple.

Dawn, sitting on B's bed, wearing his hoodie: I don't understand why everyone thinks we're dating

B, lying on his bed, with his head in her lap: *shrugs*

everyone else: oh for fuck's sake

they're 100% serious and everyone else wants to scream at them

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TDPI never felt like a real season of total drama to me because of how off the wall the characters were. But all things considered, this cast makes complete sense within the show's universe.

Gen 1 is just average teens being put through challenges that got more extreme with each season. Gen 2 watched them and thought "i could do that" and end up an island full of nuclear waste. Of course the kids of TDPI would be absolutely insane if they watched that season and still thought they could do that

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Random B headcanons bc he's fucking cool

- He moved to Canada when he was 11, he grew up in South Carolina.

- Outside of engineering, he likes drawing, and fishing

- Is saying he's trans and autistic even a headcanon anymore? I feel like that's just universally accepted by the whole fandom atp. but either way he is.

- He was named after his grandmother. She passed when he was 13. He loved her a lot, but that didn't mean he liked the fact that he was named after a 77 year old woman.

- He's had the nickname B for pretty much his whole life; it was his dad's nickname for him first and then it just stuck with the rest of the family and friends.

- His high school's football coach has been trying to get him to join the team since he was a freshman. He doesn't want to. He isn't going to.

- B's first job was fixing the soda machine in his dad's auto shop for 5 dollars when he was eight. He actually made decent money doing this because it broke ALL the time.

- His favorite childhood memory is accidently getting left behind on a field trip to a museum. It was like getting to tour the museum twice! At least until his teacher came back and found him.

- One of his favorite pastimes is going to the local scrapyard to scavenge parts for new inventions. While this has resulted in him almost contracting tetanus at least twice, he maintains that it's still worth it.

- He is INCREDIBLY overprotective of pretty much any of his projects. Helping him with an invention is a PRIVILEGE that can and will be revoked at a moments notice. It's nothing personal. It's just a fact.

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i love B and Dawn as a ship as much as the next guy but, walk with me here;

the funniest dynamic for them to me is that they're not dating, have absolutely no romantic interest in each other and are both incredibly confused as to why everyone thinks they're a couple, in spite of the fact that oftentimes they act more like a couple than Mike and Zoey, an actual couple.

Dawn, sitting on B's bed, wearing his hoodie: I don't understand why everyone thinks we're dating

B, lying on his bed, with his head in her lap: *shrugs*

everyone else: oh for fuck's sake

they're 100% serious and everyone else wants to scream at them

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total drama memes as stuff ive said on my personal blog

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could you write something related to Staci pleaseeeee

Maybe at the Playa des Losers after her elimination?

Yes definitely!! This kinda got away from me but Staci is under appreciated so. It’s fine!

Staci walked through the halls of the Playa des Losers. She had been there for a while, but she was still taken in by the splendor of the place. The tall ceilings, fancy chandeliers, and plush, soft carpets felt like something out of a dream.

She could go without the framed paintings of Chris, though.

Currently, she was on the lookout for B, the sole contestant in the building beside herself. He was also the only person she had to talk to — after her first day telling the interns all about her family, she hadn’t seen any of them. It was weird, but her room was cleaned and meals were made, so she figured they were just shy.

Staci smiled brightly when she spotted B, “Hi, B!”

B sighed through his nose but, nonetheless, turned and politely smiled at her.

Eager to have someone to talk to, she asked,“What are you doing?”

B gestured at the device he was building. Currently, it was just a metal box, one with no lid, and surrounded by various parts, screws, and tools. She wasn’t sure what it was yet, but it would definitely be cool! She remembered B being pretty smart, both from her brief time of being on the same team as him, and what she saw on the monitors.

“Can I help?” She asked, “You know, my great-great-great-great grandpa Edwin was an inventor. Yeah, he invented the electric toaster. Before that, no one could evenly toast their bread, so sad.”

B raised a brow at her statement and tapped his chin in thought. Eventually, he nodded and pulled out a set of blueprints. He started signing… something, but she wasn’t sure what.

Staci grinned sheepishly, an embarrassed blush lightly coloring her cheeks, “I, uh, don’t understand sign language.” She should really learn Maritime sign language, though. Even if she only saw great-uncle Howard once every few months, it would be nice to communicate with him.

B nodded. He pointed at one of the parts, then at her.

Okay, she could do this. Her great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother Hortense invented charades. “You want me to attach that part?”

A shake of the head. Not that, then. He pointed at it again, then at the pile of parts by the unfinished device.

She studied the pile, “You… want me to look for that part?”

B smiled and nodded. Then he pointed at the part again, then at the door.

“The part isn’t here?”

Another nod.

“Oh. Ok,” Staci frowned, B wasn’t sending her on a wild goose chase, was he? … No, this wasn’t like school, he wouldn’t do that. She would definitely find that part. “I can go get it for you.”

B gave her a grin and a thumbs up.

Staci fidgeted, “Um, do have any idea where it might be?”

B tapped his chin again, thinking about it. Eventually, he nodded, motioning to the blueprints and tapping the wheels.

Wheels? Where would they have wheels? Her eyes widened, “Oh! The garage!”

B smiled. Bullseye.

Staci smiled. “Ok! I’ll be back before you know it! My great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather David invented hide-and-seek!” She said as she ran out of the room.

B’s shoulders dropped, and he sighed before going back to his invention.

Staci was on a mission. Her days spent exploring the Playa meant she had the layout of the place memorized. Getting to the garage was easy, actually finding the part…

She went through the shelves, going through all sorts of junk and — wait, was that a Princess Courtney doll? She pulled it out, it was still in the box! But she wasn’t down here for a piece of paraphernalia, so she, very reluctantly, put it back. “I’ll come back for you,” she whispered.

Turning her back on the doll, she returned to the search, moving to a different part of the garage altogether. After an hour of scouring the garage, she couldn’t find it. But there was another toolbox. Maybe she could bring it as a peace offering? It was better than nothing, right? Still, she fiddled with the latches, opening the toolbox.

She gasped. The part! It was in the toolbox the whole time! She sighed in relief, it wasn’t a wild goose chase, after all. She knew B wouldn’t do that to her.

Her task completed, Staci returned to the room B was in. “I got it!” She declared, holding the part out for him.

B grinned at her, taking the part from her hand. Afterwards, he slotted it into the machine and continued his work, quickly getting wrapped up in it and blissfully unaware that she was still there.

She frowned, nervously fidgeting. She looked around when he didn’t acknowledge her, before finding her voice again, “Um, can I help?”

B turned to her, regarding her hopeful expression… and handed her a screwdriver.

Staci smiled, maybe she was right. Maybe Total Drama was a new start, after all.

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i think B should get to throw rocks at people if im being honest

like do I think he would? probably not. but he should be allowed to throw at least one rock at someone

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Season two MKulia isn’t toxic yuri, in fact MK was the only person that Julia wasn’t toxic towards and vice versa. MK warns Julia about Bowie and the Hockey Bros voting her out in the first episode. Julia is worried about MK being voted out as well as herself in episode two. They constantly compliment each other (“she’s an animal!”, “you are vicious!”, “if MK’s brain drove a cool car, I’d date it”, etc.). Julia says that it would’ve stunk if MK went home because she likes MK. When Julia does sabotage MK, she clearly feels bad about it from the get-go, and regrets it so much that she avoids her the next day, and MK understands and forgives her instantly. When MK shit-talks Julia and Julia still gets MK out, MK is just impressed with her and they hug it out (also Julia is worried that MK won’t like her anymore, like she clearly values her opinion and friendship, so jot that down). Julia wants to use her prize money to start a podcast with MK. MK supports Julia in the finale and comforts her when she gets the awful raptor mullet. Like sure they tease each other a bit (like most friends or partners do), and sure they’re pieces of shit towards others, but in season two their relationship with each other seems pretty healthy and loving actually