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A horse

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a pencil that only writes wrong answers when you take a test and it breaks when you write the correct one

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Thing that makes SCP wiki pages’ formatting a bloody nightmare to read on smartphones and mobile devices

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What appears to be a succubus with no actual interest in romance or sexual intercourse, but despite this invariably dresses provocatively (or not at all). Proves to be a very effective mental health counselor and psychologist, but violently maims anyone who is blatantly forward with or solicitous towards it.

Following its first interview with Dr. Glass, frequently requests to work with him. After an attempted trial period, further requests were denied on the basis that it would be a distraction (and thus a threat; see above) to any interviewees.

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Thing that whispers strange things in your thoughts. It’s actually just whispering your own thoughts at you, and it’s not actually in your mind, the whispers emanate from your head

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A suitcase that just barely doesn’t have enough space for everything you intend to pack

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This is the poison post share it to poison yourself and others

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An scp that is an scp fan. Their anomalous ability is they can teleport out of containment but only to go ask another scp for an autograph. They have also somehow not died during any of these attempts, but they did cry for 4 hours after 079 insulted their cosplay

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A VHS player connected to a CRT television playing the ABC drama “General Hospital” in its entirety. Attempts to eject the VHS tape within are ineffectual. Based on the episode, calculations can be made for when it began playing and when it will finish. Can’t be interrupted in any way, but otherwise has no anomalous attributes.

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Thing that gives incredibly detailed predictions of events that will happen to the person interacting with it at a very specific non-distant date and time. Its predictions are invariably wrong

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A Nintendo DSi stuck with Pictochat open. Person on the other end is unidentified, if they exist at all, but tends to discuss mundane/inconsequential things typical of a grade-school child if allowed to steer the conversation

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A clipboard that people always seem to set down in places they’d never think to look for it. Indistinguishable from any other clipboard. Attempts at containment consistently fail due to the clipboard being left somewhere during transportation.

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SCP-Eight Nine Six Seven (8967). Thing that somehow appends numerical notations on the front end of spelled-out numbers or written notations on the back end of numerals (whichever is necessary) to any written instance of such numbers that comes within a fifteen (15) meter radius

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Truck-kun

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A clock with glyphs of undetermined meaning that’s counting down from some very high number. Attempts to determine the glyphs’ meaning or counting system have all been useless but everyone came to the same conclusion that it’s definitely counting down, and not up

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Normal guy who doesn’t even know why he’s being contained. No one else knows either and there’s no recorded reason, and no one even feels any supernatural impetus to keep him contained. He’s just kinda here and it stands to reason that if he got put in here, it must be for a reason